Friday, September 11, 2015

MONICA HANSEN's BREASTS - How much would you pay?

Although I have been having problems uploading pictures to Blogger today, I figured it was fairly important to get this groundbreaking newsout there. Who am I shitting, this is just another hormone induced post on breasts. In this case, the breast of former Miss Norway MONICA HANSEN.

Wow, this chick is hot. At least when she got her breast size increased she didn't go for the freak factor like Sheyla Hershey, Shit, I think this chick is at KKK's or something.

Now back to MONICA HANSEN and more importantly, MONICA HANSEN's BREASTS. It seems when MONICA HANSEN had her boob job done, her plastic surgeon a Dr. Leonard M. Hochstein used photographs of MONICA HANSEN'S breasts on his website to show off the marvelous work he had done. As a result of unathorized use of MONICA HANSEN's PICTURES to advertise his business, Dr. Leonard M. Hochstein was ordered to pay MONICA HANSEN over $ 500,000.



MONICA HANSEN is a fashion model who appeared in several magazines including STUFF, Maxim, FHM and Redhot. MONICA HANSEN currently lives in Los Angeles. MONICA HANSEN was born on October 13 1982 in Tonsberg, Norway. MONICA HANSEN measures a stunning 5'11" tall. MONICA HANSEN's Mother is Brazilian and her father is Norwegian.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Jumping on Ze Bandvagon

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Ve Give Za Beating
Yes, I'll admit it, I have been struck with a mild bit of Fifa fever. Being of German decent, it is fairly obvious where my loyalties lie. Yes, as the old German saying goes "Zere ist Kraut und zen zere ist Unkraut." Ok, probably not really that old but it does have a certain ring to it.

So, the German's are getting ready to take on the Spanish in this last game of the semi finals to decide who will have the dubious pleasure of thumping the sub-terainian tulip smelling dwelling Dutch. I do not profess to be an expert on the issue, however, it seems the Germans have had more points per game in their recent thumpings of other teams so one would guess either the Germans are better at scoring or the teams they were playing had a suck ass defence.

So as I sit hear digging through the house for some red vinyl to stick on my truck window (I don't use yellow in my logo, so why have it) I wonder if gold will work or if that will just blind the people behind me.

It just struck me, to show my support for my fellow Krauts in true bandwagon jumping style I have created ze masterpiece animated gif demonstrating how ve vill thump the Schpiks.


A little post game addition or bandwagon abandonment if you will.
Who the hell was that idiot who seemed to think the goal post needed support in standing up? Not to take away from the Schpik goal, it was pretty nice, but had that dolt being a little further into the goal, maybe... just maybe... ah fvck it, they were a bunch of slackers and would have lost anyways. I spent more time on that stupid animated Gif than the German team did planning their strategy of... oh lets let the Spanish keep control of the ball and not even try to score for most of the game... yes zat vill fool zem. IDIOTS!!!

Good Game Spain.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

So this is Canada Eh!

Gone are the days of the Canadian Icon, dressed in red serge with a dead beaver hung over his back. Although when one thinks about it, North America was discovered by a directionally challenged Christopher Columbus on his search for another route to South East Asia... hense the misnaming of the Natives as "Indians". Perhaps the lack of Sari's, Curry and veiled references to Gonesh the Elephant headed god of almost everything would have been a good clue.

The thing is, this blog is nothing about Christopher Columbus or the discovering of North America, so I should really get on topic.

This morning I noticed the cover of the Surrey Now (A local newspaper in the Vancouver area of Canada) contained a picture of a hot Indian Chick (South Asian variety) blowing a kiss and wearing a Sari. The title read "She's Game for Adventure." The chicks' name is Poontang.... oops Poonan and, no, she is not competing in fear factor, she is hoping to head to the Miss World competition as a representative of Canada.

So this brings me to the question... what is Canada? Did I fall asleep and miss something? Where are the Beaver pelts... where is the back bacon... how about the all important "Two Four"... Have we lost our identity?

I guess Christopher Columbus was not all that far off, just a few hundred years and the representantive for Canada in the Miss Universe competition is wearing a Sari. So here is the question of the day. In order to properly represent Canada (Eh) should Poonan Punni be required to show her Beaver? After all, it is the national animal for Canada.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

UK Crackdown on P2P File Sharing


OK, so we are all too familiar with the Pirates of the Indian Ocean and their increasing attacks on container ships and now personal yachts. The British government, in particular Business Secretary Peter Mandelson, is seeking to shut down Internet Piracy in the form of illegal downloads.

Peter Mandelson recently announced his plan to crack down on people who persistently download illegal content, stating they will be cut off from the net if they continue downloading content.

This recent addition to government policy followed months of speculation on the topic of a crack down on peer-to-peer downloading in the UK. The new regulation means persistent peer-to-peer P2P users will be sent two warning letters before facing disconnection from their ISP.

This new regulation is being challenged by ISP providers in the UK on the grounds that it is impractical. A reprasentative from ISP TalkTalk, an ISP firm in the UK said "What is being proposed is wrong in principle and won't work in practice," They further went on to say the UK Anti-piracy law is "ill-conceived" and they are prepared to challenge the Peer-to-peer downloading crackdown against online filesharing in the courts stating "In the event we are instructed to impose extra judicial technical measures we will challenge the instruction in the courts."


Peter Mendelson, however, said actual disconnections are going to be a "Last Resort. In his announcement Peter Mendelson said "I have no expectation of mass suspensions. People will receive two notifications and if it reaches the point they will have the opportunity to appeal,"
UK ISP's have argued it is not their job to police the Internet. Further going on to state they should not be responsible for the cost involved in policing the downloading practices of their customers. In response, Peter Mandelson said the costs of enforcing his anti-piracy crackdown on Peer-to-peer P2P file sharing would be "shared between ISPs and content providers".

The Internet Service Providers' Association feels the copywrite holders should cover all costs involved in enforcing the proposed UK Anti-piracy crackdown on P2P file sharing, this would also include reimbursement of ISPs for lost revenue and expenses.

The ISPA further went on to state "The unintended consequence of Lord Mandelson's plan will be to encourage more wi-fi and PC hi-jacking and expose more innocent people to being penalised."
Peter Mandelson further went on to say this proposed UK Anti-piracy crackdown on P2P file sharing would also result in a more relaxed copyright regime. Although the details of his plan would need to be hammered out at European level, it would take account of the use of copyright material "at home and between friends", he said. For example, someone who has bought a CD would be able to copy it to their iPod or share it with family members without acting unlawfully.

In a post on their blog, The Pirate Bay, an online P2P Filesharing source and frequent defender of Filesharing rights said:

We have, ourselves, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once more able to defend our Internets, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of tyranny, if necessary for years, if necessary alone.

Even though large parts of Internets and many old and famous trackers have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Ifpi and all the odious apparatus of MPAA rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the ef-nets and darknets, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Internets, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the baywords.org, we shall fight on the /. and on the digg, we shall fight in the courts; we shall never surrender, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, the Internets or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the Anon Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in Cerf's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.




In France the government has just approved a so-called three strikes policy.

Under the French Anti-piracy crackdown on P2P file sharing, those identified as illegally downloading content would initially be sent warning letters and, if they failed to comply, could be removed from the network for up to a year.

What do you think? Is this just another pile of government crap being forced down the throat of struggling ISP's? or do you think this is a much needed regulation?

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Hot Mormon Muff...ins 2010 Mormon MILF Calendar

So, coming in 2010, you will be able to spank to a different hot Mormon MILF every month. The 2010 Hot Mormon Muffin, or 2010 Hot Mormon Muff Calendar as it is known in internet search land is from the creators of the popular Men on a Mission Calendar and it "comes fresh from the oven"


According to the marketing material "Hot Mormon Muffins: A Taste of Motherhood" the debut 2010 edition features twelve beautiful Mormon mothers posing in kitschy vintage pin-up style. Much like the missionary men before them, these sexy moms have dared to step into the spotlight to breakdown stereotypes and extend a hand of friendship beyond religious and social boundaries. Shot in a centerfold format with oversized imagery, the calendar features the ladies' favorite muffin recipes with a portion of the proceeds going to Breast Cancer research.

My thing is, if Hot Mormon Muff's is all about supporting breast cancer research, where are the damn tits??? At least give me a little nipple, this isn't asking much considering they are offering Muff.




Saturday, October 24, 2009

CHARLIZE THERON $140,000 Lesbian Kiss

CHARLIZE THERON KISSES A WOMAN

At a charity event for ONEXONE last night, sex kitten actress Charlize Theron auctioned off a 20 second kiss to the highest bidder... who turned out to be another hot chick.

The bid of $140,000 to Kiss Carlize Theron came after bidding for a travel package, being auctioned off by Charlize Theron, stalled at $37,000. Determined not to be outdone by Jeremy Piven, who earlier that night, raised $280,000. Determined not to be outdone, Charlize Theron said "For fvck sake. You can do better, there is no way I am leaving here with Jeremy Piven getting a higher bid. I've got tits for God's sake." Charlize Theron then threw the 20 second kiss in as an added feature.

The kiss from Charlize Theron seemed to do the trick. Although the Charlize Theron kiss did not manage to beat out Jeremy Piven, a 20 second kiss from Charlize Theron did manage to bring in an extra 103K.

In case the Kiss from Charlize Theron was not enough, the winner also received a South Africa travel package which included 2010 World Cup tickets, a safari and a face to face with Nelson Mandela.

The 20 second Charlize Theron lesbian kiss is now circulating the internet in both picture and video format. Now if only she showed a little nipple, I would be all over it with a box of Kleenex.

Check out some uncensored naked pictures of Charlize Theron at Famous Women Naked

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

CARRIE PREJEAN IN COURT OVER BREAST IMPLANTS

De-throaned Beauty Queen Carrie Prejean, who lost her crown as Miss California after posing semi Nude, is now in court over her breast implants. No, they did not go bad, Carrie Prejean's breasts are still perfect in every way.

The reason for the Breast Induced lawsuit is who will pay for them. Apparently, California Carrie Prejean stiffed (no pun intended) pageant organizer K2 Productions over the cost of her breast implants. You see, Carrie Prejean requested the surgery "to be more competitive" at the April 2009 Miss USA pageant and verbally agreed to repay the K2 Breast loan.

Carrie Prejean was stripped of her Miss California crown June 10, 2009 for alleged contract violations. In response, Carrie Prejean sued pajeant organizers, accusing them of targeting her for a pageant answer she gave opposing gay marriage.

In their counter suit, K2 stated "Even before she became notorious for that answer and the ensuing media storm, Ms. Prejean was already causing difficulty. With her new-found notoriety, an inflated sense of self, and the lure of financial gain available to her, Ms. Prejean turned even further against the Miss California USA organization." K2 further went on to say "She attempts to cast herself as a virtuous young woman and the victim in a supposed conspiracy against her. Had she heeded the guidance of the Gospel of John, who admonished only those who are without sin to cast stones in judgment, she might have avoided this legal battle."

The K2 counter suit also accuses Carrie Prejean of missing events, lying about semi-nude photos, negotiating an unauthorized book deal and using her title without authorization to help promote the National Organization for Marriage's "campaign of intolerance" against gay marriage.

K2 has asked the court for the proceeds from Carrie Prejean's planned book to be put towards the Carrie Prejean Breast Debt.



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MONICA HANSEN's BREASTS - How much would you pay?

Although I have been having problems uploading pictures to Blogger today, I figured it was fairly important to get this groundbreaking newso...