Britney Spears Sex Tape 2008

So now there is a new SEX TAPE, this one of Britney Spears.
Not that I don't want to see Britney Spears in lurid sex acts for two hours flashing us her constantly changing breast and bare pooter the entire time. Even the pink wig, although kinda strange is by far not the most disturbing part of this sex tape. The part I have a problem with is Monkey man Adnan Ghalib. Those who know me, know I do not like donkers in my porn (Unless it is my donker) and even then, I prefer a higher 'gina to dick ratio. So for future sales information, anyone planning on releasing a BRITNEY SPEARS SEX TAPE in the Future, you might want to consider replacing the Male with a female... perhaps Lindsay Lohan or some other equally messed up Hollywood starlet- Just not Paris Hilton, I've had enough of her SEX TAPE.

 

For More on the Sexy Pop Tart
Britney Spears - Including a few naked shots

Truth, Justice and Killings in Texas

The latest Internet rumour has Laura Bushing killing her high school boyfriend in Texas. Some of the stories report she backed over him, while others say she ran a stop sign and hit him. To further add to the confusion, one report doesn’t even mention that he was a boyfriend and simply states a fellow classmate.

Whatever the case and regardless of my disdain for the Bush family as a whole, the apparent public interest in this story is rather disturbing. If in fact this is true, one has to ask what the relevance this story has today. I did notice some of the stories surfaced right around the last election, which seems to do even less for the reliability of the “facts” contained within. One thing for sure, this story seems to demonstrate politicians will go through almost any lengths to slam the competition to the ground. Scary thought that truth and justice seem so far from reality in American Politics.

On a side note, while contemplating this story, a thought came to mind. In Texas, the penalty for killing another human is Death. If, on the other hand, you are the president of the United States of America, murder is permitted and forgivable if it occurs on foreign soil.

In the bible, lying is a mortal sin if, however, you say sorry in private all is ok.

Yes, I am in Canada and we Spell Rumour with a "U". We also know the difference between terrorists and tourists. Sorry for the rib to all my American Friends (and wife)

NAKED CLOWN CALENDAR - Red White and Naked All Over

So the hot news topic this morning is the mad search for pictures of Naked Clowns.
So the story is, there is this group of Clown graduates (Apparently there is a school for being a clown - Must be by the same guys who came up with Introductory basket weaving.) Regardless, these clown graduates decieded to come up with a fundraising idea for Multiple Sclerosis.

Taking a page from the Movie Calender Girls, these naked clowns decided to come up with a NAKED CLOWN CALENDAR. Yes, you read right NAKED CLOWN CALENDAR. I guess this NAKED CLOWN CALENDAR will not be gracing the walls of the local Coulrophobia chapter.

Earth Friend Gen - Gennifer Moss, the Water Whisperer

Master Peace... With the positioning
of her hands, it looks
like Gennifer Moss is Mastering
more than Peace....
I kinda struggled with where to put this one, part of me thinks this woman smoked a little bit much of the Ganja or is on some sort of perma Ecstacy trip... Either way she does seem a few bricks short of a load.

Gennifer Moss' message, though, does seem to flow (no pun intended) towards the respect and enjoy Mother earth thing but she seems intent on promoting this EMOTO PROJECT thingy. Something else I tried to grasp but at the end of the day it was almost too etherial... Listening to the water talk, Don't Bogart that Joint Buuuuuddy. Me thinks this Japanese Doctor is just grasping for the Nobel peace prize like some rabid Britney reaching for her own source of recognition.

Of course there is the underlining message of peace, what having some half baked chick rollerblading around Oregon with Pasties on is doing for peace is beyond me, but I guess it got my attention (She does have a nice body after all.) Gennifer Moss, has a few naked pictures of her floating around the internet SEE NAKED PICTURES OF GENNIFER MOSS HERE, has garnered alot of attention through her Myspace page, Youtube Video's and by scaring small children in her rollerblading escapades.
I guess at the end of the Day, Gennifer Moss (AKA Earth Friend) is telling everyone to enjoy life and nature, while promoting the hippy ideal of peace. Sadly, being the cynic I am unless proven otherwise, I see it as some stoned little bink being recruited for an interesting Guerilla marketing scheme. Either that or this Doctor Emoto guy schtooped her during his visit to Oregon and she is some sort of crazed fan stalker groupie chick.

Who know, this whole blog is starting to sound like some senseless babble. I haven't had my coffee yet and muh butt hurts from some digestive issue I seem to be going though now (Must have been the Spice Almonds)... that is my excuse and I am sticking to it.

For those who are interested, here are a couple of links
Gennifer Moss NAKED
The whole water whisperer site

VAPORIZER Hits Google TOP 100

DUDE!!!!!

Sorry, just had to say that. Drugs hitting the Google top100 list isn't really new. It seems everytime some pre-pubecent pimple faced piss-ant geek knocks it off because he Overdosed on some household product or some prissy little pop star (Ehem Britney Spears) get wacked on some concoction of cough Syrup and god knows what we get to hear about it and the pimply faced teenagers search for it.

Today was no different except a little. It seems the world is looking for information on VAPORIZERS. No, not those Vicks dealies that fill the room with the smell of Canfor. I'm talking the VAPORIZERS best known in Cannibis Culture as the best and cleanest way to smoke Marijuana.

I ordered one of these puppies awhile back (For Purely health reasons and of course nothing to do with smoking Marijuana, Dubya.) Hold on, "STOP THE TRAIN" as my slightly bent grade 10 math Teacher would say. This is NOT a shameless product promotion blog. Fuck, it's called Spankin the Monkey for Crying out loud.
Anyways, back on topic. I ordered this VAPORIZER from a company online called RXDirect2u.com or something like that. Actually, exactly like fucking that.
So back to the topic (For some reason my mind is wandering.) ummm where was I?
Ummmm.....

Oh ya, it was fuckingggg Grrrreat!!!!!!!!!
Check out this funky Vaporizer, Mine is the Purple one (Kinda like the Britney Drink.) Actually because it is named after King Jimi!!!!