Showing posts with label stupid human tricks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid human tricks. Show all posts

Monday, July 20, 2009

JENNA BUSH Back in the news

So Jenna Bush is back in the news again... My question is "Why?" We all knew the Bush Twins were a handful for the secret service, of course nobody in the secret service would dare breath a word of it to the general public. Although, there was quite abit of media speculation and rumours as to the partying days of the Bush Sisters.

Then, of course, there is the infamous naked pictures of Jenna Bush where she took a little visit to the local beach and flashed the family Bush. A full set of the Jenna Bush pictures which show Jenna Bush showing off her pussy while taking off her panties can be found on wardrobe malfunction junction. These pictures are, of course, uncensored. I would post them here, but the advertizers on this blog do not permit naked pictures, particularly naked pictures of Jenna Bush.






To add to the rumours, Author Ronald Kessler claims Barbara and Jenna Bush put the presidential Secret Service through hell and back "Jenna would purposely try to lose her protection by going through red lights or by jumping in her car without telling agents where she was going. As a result, in a total waste of manpower, the Secret Service kept her car under surveillance so agents could follow her."

In a further comment, Ronald Kessler claimed Henry Hager, Jenna's boyfriend and soon-to-be-hubby, was so intoxicated on night, the Secret Service took him to Georgetown University Hospital to detox. Apparently, Henry also got so tanked while out with Jenna Bush in a Georgetown bar that he picked a fight with several patrons, with secret service agents having to intervene."


If you are interested in hearing more about the Bush twins, check out the Ronald Kessler tell all book of the Bush sisters and the secret service, entitled In the President's Secret Service









CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE NAKED PICTURES

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

SHAWN JOHNSON DEAD OR ALIVE


Ah the rumour mill. Sometimes it is interesting while other times it is really quite morbid. Take this morning, for example, it seems someone has started a Shawn Johnson Dead Rumour. If you were to believe this SHAWN JOHNSON DEATH rumour you would think Olympic medalist SHAWN JOHNSON WAS PUT DOWN AFTER A KNEE INJURY.

For those of you who need proof that the SHAWN JOHNSON DEATH rumour is just that, take a look at the picture of Shawn Johnson being dipped by her dance partner Mark Ballas at the CMT awards. Remember the Mark Ballas Boner picture? I'm surprised Shawn Johnson's parents let this perv within 50 feet of her... not that his boner was that big.

On a positive note. You know you are getting famous when people start death rumours about you. You gotta feel sorry for her though, she is just a kid.







Related Links:

MARK BALLAS GETS A BONER OVER SHAWN JOHNSON
SHAWN JOHNSON BIKINI PICS



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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

MILEY CYRUS BLOW JOB PICTURES

Once again, the 16 year old jail bait Brats poster child more commonly known as Miley Cyrus has flooded the internet. It appears there is a LEAKED PICTURE OF MILEY CYRUS GIVING SOME GUY A BLOW JOB.

As far as MILEY CYRUS SEX SCANDALS go, this one has gotta take the cake. It is like these people out there do not realize this girl is only 16 years old. Or perhaps that is the attraction formula.











Regardless of all that, someone out there has already debunked this whole MILEY CYRUS BJ PIC thing as a hoax. Here is a collection of pictures of MILEY CYRUS GIVING A BLOW JOB. Well, not really, she is blowing or kissing her boyfriends ear. From there it is easy to see how the transformation went.


Looking for naked pictures of famous women??? Look no further, check them out raw uncensored and FREE. No sign-in required.




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MILEY CYRUS BLOW, MILEY CYRUS BJ PIC, MILEY CYRUS, MILEY CYRUS SCANDAL, MILEY CYRUS ORAL MILEY CYRUS BJ

Related links
Miley Cyrus Underwear pics
Miley Cyrus Sex Tape





If you are still interested in seeing SEX PICTURES OF MILEY CYRUS GIVING AN ORAL BLOW JOB check out this link MUST BE AT LEAST 18 TO VIEW





Sunday, May 10, 2009

Mothers Day Searches - Useless Children

It seems technology has taken over for pure common sense and grey matter in today's children. There seems to be no problem or inability for most to go to Google and type in what they are looking for but simple things like HOW TO MAKE A CUP OF COFFEE seem to have gone by the wayside.





With today being Mothers day, many useless twat's and basement dwellers are searching for ways to thank their mothers for the years of free rent and of course pushing them out of her hoo hoo dilly in the first place. Ergo the hot search topics of the day. Check these out, they are great for a good laugh

free printable mothers day cards

Come on people, she gave birth to you, spend "a buck fiddy" and get her a real card you stingy shit. Or at least grab a pack of crayons and make your own.

how to make french toast

Really quite simple. Scramble up some eggs, pour in a little milk. dip bread in milk fry bread. You could also add sugar to the mix and sprinkle the egg soaked bread with cinnamon

how to make scrambled eggs

You can't be fvcking serious!!! This was number 4. Look up the word scramble, that should give you a hint... Honestly, can you walk and chew gum at the same time?

how to make an omelette

Pretty much the same as scrambled egs, kinda like a scrambled agg pancake with cheese on it.


cooking bacon in the oven

Ya ok

Fathers day

Wrong month people, learn how to use the schedule on your PDA












Wednesday, April 1, 2009

MARK BALLAS SHAWN JOHNSON BONER

MARK BALLAS of DANCING WITH THE STARS and his SHAWN JOHNSON BONER


It seems DANCING WITH THE STARS star, MARK BALLAS could not hide his "excitement" last night as he stood behind SHAWN JOHNSON sporting a and obvious BONER. From the PICTURE below, it is quite apparent by the extra volume in his groin region, The much older MARK BALLAS has an ERRECTION over 17 year old dance partner SHAWN JOHNSON.






No stranger to scary old men being sexually attracted to her, 17 year old SHAWN JOHNSON recently had a restraining order issued against another stalker who broke into the DANCING WITH THE STARS set because he felt SHAWN JOHNSON was talking to him through the TV. Producers are unsure how SHAWN JOHNSON's parents feel about the recent development in the crotch of MARK BALLAS as he demonstrates little Marks' appreciation for SHAWN JOHNSON in the form of an ERECTION.







a close up PICTURE OF MARK BALLAS' BONER



Perhaps MARK BALLAS should consider Spankin' his monkey before the show from now on.





Thursday, March 5, 2009

MICHAEL JACKSON ANNOUNCEMENT - Has the World Gone Nuts?


It seems like the world is either nuts or they have a problem with short term memory. It wasn't all too long ago when the dancing freak MICHAEL JACKSON was up on charges of pedophilia. Even if you are a fan of MICHAEL JACKSON, you can't close your eyes to the facts.... This guy slept in the same bed as little boys, he thinks he is Peter Pan and he named one of his children "Blanket"







All that aside, a couple of weeks ago MICHAEL JACKSON was in the news because of his NEVERLAND AUCTION. I guess buying child prostitutes was getting a little expensive for MICHAEL JACKSON and he needed some spare cash. As if that wasn't enough, it appears the Prince of Pedophiles is going to go on tour. Personally, I really don't care. I guess it is nice for the fans to be able to see their freak idol one last time before he succumbs to chemical poisoning from all the Bleach he is using on his face to make him a Whitey.







In addition, there are reports out there saying MICHAEL JACKSON is suing the company who is taking care of the Auction of his Neverland Toys. Apparently the Crazy one is pissed because the Auction company listed items he did not want to sell. Even though those items were returned to Wacko Jacko, MICHAEL JACKSON is still suing them for some strange reason.






RELATED MICHAEL JACKSON ANNOUNCEMENT LINKS

MICHAEL JACKSON GRASPING FOR ATTENTION
MICHAEL JACKSON CONCERT ANNOUNCEMENT

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

HOT BOX KITTY - The Cat Filter

This just goes to show the stupidity of humans. Why would someone want to inhale cat hair. Ya, ok maybe there is a filtering aspect to the whole CAT IN BONG thing but this is really kind of cruel to the animal. With all the advancements in MARIJUANA SMOKING one would think this Omaha yokal would see that using a MARIJUANA VAPORIZER is by far the better way to smoke his MEDICAL MARIJUANA. Now this poor cat is being examined for lung damage...







RELATED LINK

HYPER CAT STUFFED IN MARIJUANA BONG

Monday, February 23, 2009

KIM KARDASHIAN SHOWS US HER MONKEY


Keeping on the topic of Monkey's, it appears the Kardashians have once again left their brains.... well who knows where (Search parties have give up hope)They bought a monkey... to be more exacts a Chimpanzee named Suzy.

Although Suzy is quite cute, and be honest now, who hasn't thought about having a pet monkey. The problem is, monkey's are wild animals and not really intended as pets - the recent Cincinnati monkey attack is a prime example. It is really sad to see a family of idiots getting a chimpanzee simply to increase the ratings of their dumb ass show. Here is the posting from their blog






WE GOT A MONKEY!!!!

Her name is Suzy, she is three years old, and she is a handful! She steals our BlackBerrys and climbs up my mom’s bed. Having a monkey is a lot of work. Suzy always has her diaper on and we are the ones who have to change it!

It’s just like having an infant but worse because Suzy runs around like a teenager! She always needs to be fed, drinks out of a bottle and she loves Capri Sun juices!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

SHEYLA HERSHEY TOPLESS PICTURES in demand

It was about a year ago when we first reported on SHEYLA HERSHEY. At that point, SHEYLA HERSHEY just hit the news with her giant BREASTS. Since then, SHEYLA HERSHEY has added even more SILICONE to her BREAST and SHEYLA HERSHEY is now a staggering 38KKK. I don't know about you, but there is a point where BOOBS just become ugly blobs of fat. Although FAT would not be an indication on the content of SHEYLA HERSHEY's TITS, the 1 GALLON of SILICONE really doesn't do much for her sex appeal. Don't get me wrong, I love women but this is just a little messed up.

More links to PICTURES OF SHEYLA HERSHEY for those HARDCORE fans

Everyone wants NAKED PICTURES OF SHEYLA HERSHEY
PICTURES OF SHEYLA HERSHEY
SHEYLA HERSHEY AND HER WORLD RECORD BOOBS

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

More Billyware Failure as MICROSOFT ZUNE CRASHES

In a note of Hilarity (Only because I did not buy a piece of chit MICROSOFT ZUNE,) Every single 30GIG ZUNE seems to have CRASHED at the same time last time. Sometime around 2AM this morning, every MICROSOFT ZUNE on the planet seems to have FROZEN ON THE START-UP SCREEN.

This really does not come as that much of a surprise to me, the moment I found out MICROSOFT and Billy were reponsible fo this attempt at a byte of the APPLE (OK cheap pun I know) I figured the ZUNE was prone to FAILURE.





Initial reports on the massive ZUNE CRASH indicate MICROSOFT does not have any comments or idea of what went wrong. Not since the day after Christmas has the Internet seen this much interest in the MICROSOFT ZUNE. Today searches are around the terms ZUNE CRASH, ZUNE SUPPORT, ZUNE, ZUNE RESET, ZUNE STUCK ON LOADING SCREEN, ZUNE HARD RESET, ZUNE VIRUS, ZUNE HELP, ZUNE SUPPORT and many many more. At Christmas, the searches related more to LOADING SONGS ONTO YOUR ZUNE.

I guess the team of brainiacs at MICROSOFT will be working into the New Year to solve this problem with the ZUNE putting off any plans for game of "pin the tail on the geek" and everyones favorite "Spank Billy"






If you are a victim of the ZUNE CRASH, or ZUNE VIRUS as the case may be, getting in touch with ZUNE SUPPORT though any of this might just be a little bit of a problem as servers stuggle to keep up with the ZUNE CRASH Queries.


Related:

MASSIVE MICROSOFT ZUNE FAILURE

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