EMMA WATSON on her Wardrobe Malfunction

in an interview with David Letterman, an embarrassed Emma Watson admitted to being new at the whole paparazzi game and was "Learning". in the David Letterman interview, a blushing Emma Watson said "at least I was wearing underwear." To that we say, too bad Emma, keep on studying, maybe next time your panties will be a little more transparent.

For UNCENSORED PICTURES OF THE EMMA WATSON CROTCH SHOT PANTY WARDROBE MALFUNCTION check out Wardrobe Malfunction Junction

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LIL' KIM WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS - Yet another Dancing With The Stars Moment

What can I say... I love boobies. Well, this latest search on Google had me jumping for the wife's download of the latest episode of DANCING WITH THE STARS which apparently had some footage of LIL' KIMS LATEST WARDROBE MALFUNCTION.

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This is not the first time LIL' KIM has shown the world what she is made of. In fact, there are a couple of other PICTURES OF LIL' KIM WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS to be found at PLANET BREAST

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WARDROBE MALFUNCTION - THE "REAL REASON" BRITNEY SPEARS WALKED OFF STAGE IN VANCOUVER

Of all the body parts BRITNEY SPEARS has put on display, an apparent pre-menstral BRITNEY SPEARS WALKED OFF STAGE and blew a gasket at her April 8th Vancouver concert.

Original reports had BRITNEY SPEARS WALKING OFF THE VANCOUVER STAGE due to the smoke in GM Place. One has to wonder why now? After all, this is not BRITNEY SPEARS' first performance in a smoke filled stadium. In fact, BRITNEY SPEARS is a SMOKER herself, as we have seen in several pictures, including the now famous picture of BRITNEY SPEARS SUCKING ON A FAG right beside her child.

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So what caused BRITNEY SPEARS TO WALK OF THE STAGE IN VANCOUVER? Well... eye witness and backstage reports have BRITNEY SPEARS getting upset over yet ANOTHER WARDROBE MALFUNCTION. So what was it this time, a breast a nipple, perhaps her vagina (yet again.) Nope, but you are in the right area.

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According to reports, the whole REASON BRITNEY SPEARS WALKED OFF STAGE IN VANCOUVER was because of a TAMPON STRING, hence the pre-mentral reference. When management realised BRITNEY SPEARS was in mid breakdown, they quickly announced it was due to smoke. This excuse gave the Valium a little time to kick in and gave engineers enough time to Que up the Ipod... Britney Spears was up and ready for some more lip syncing.

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Country Music Hotties and their WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS - Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood and Julianne Houghs

I'm not going to profess a love for country music, in fact I think it is really quite awful. a particular joke is coming to mind

"What does a country song sound like backwards?

The guys, truck starts, he gets his wife back and the cow starts producing milk again"

Speaking of milk... Wouldn't you just love to suckle on Taylor Swift's bare nipple as shown in the TAYLOR SWIFT WARDROBE MALFUNCTION NIPPLE SLIP PICTURE to the left.


Well, all that aside, one cannot deny how country music seems to have an ample supply of hot babe female performers. Take for example recent newbie and American Idol winner, Carrie Underwood.

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So hot and popular are these farm girls that search engine stats are showing it. Just this morning, the world seemed intent on find pictures of TAYLOR SWIFT's WARDROBE MALFUNCTION AT THE CMA's. Apparently her DRESS RIPPED exposing.... well nothing. From my penis fired searches, I could only find a little titbit on Top new Female performer JULIANNE HOUGH'S WARDROBE MALFUNCTION, well honestly is was a ripped dress which nobody on the audience could see. DOH!!! no camera footage. Speaking about her WARDROBE MALFUNCTION, JULIANNE HOUGHS said “It's a good thing I ripped my dress, because now I have something else to think about,” Hough gushed during her tearful speech.

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Back to the topic of CARRIE UNDERWOOD, I did manage to find this sexy little picture of the Cowpoke Hottie showing us how she looks without a bra on. I guess the excitement of winning an award got to her, just as the excitement of seeing CARRIE UNDERWOOD's NIPPLE got to me... Made muh penis perky

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So for those of you who got to this page looking for the TAYLOR SWIFT WARDROBE MALFUNCTION, here is the closest I could find. A picture of TAYLOR SWIFT PERFORMING AT THE CMA's in the rain or something. All I know is her dress is wet and if you look close enough, you can see some water. Of course there is the after posting addition of the TAYLOR SWIFT NIPPLE SLIP CLOSE-UP PICTURE. Now that is a WARDROBE MALFUNCTION I LIKE. Not a Britney Spears Crotch shot but it does come a close second.