Thursday, April 9, 2009

WARDROBE MALFUNCTION - THE "REAL REASON" BRITNEY SPEARS WALKED OFF STAGE IN VANCOUVER

Of all the body parts BRITNEY SPEARS has put on display, an apparent pre-menstral BRITNEY SPEARS WALKED OFF STAGE and blew a gasket at her April 8th Vancouver concert.

Original reports had BRITNEY SPEARS WALKING OFF THE VANCOUVER STAGE due to the smoke in GM Place. One has to wonder why now? After all, this is not BRITNEY SPEARS' first performance in a smoke filled stadium. In fact, BRITNEY SPEARS is a SMOKER herself, as we have seen in several pictures, including the now famous picture of BRITNEY SPEARS SUCKING ON A FAG right beside her child.





So what caused BRITNEY SPEARS TO WALK OF THE STAGE IN VANCOUVER? Well... eye witness and backstage reports have BRITNEY SPEARS getting upset over yet ANOTHER WARDROBE MALFUNCTION. So what was it this time, a breast a nipple, perhaps her vagina (yet again.) Nope, but you are in the right area.




According to reports, the whole REASON BRITNEY SPEARS WALKED OFF STAGE IN VANCOUVER was because of a TAMPON STRING, hence the pre-mentral reference. When management realised BRITNEY SPEARS was in mid breakdown, they quickly announced it was due to smoke. This excuse gave the Valium a little time to kick in and gave engineers enough time to Que up the Ipod... Britney Spears was up and ready for some more lip syncing.



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