So this is Canada Eh!

Gone are the days of the Canadian Icon, dressed in red serge with a dead beaver hung over his back. Although when one thinks about it, North America was discovered by a directionally challenged Christopher Columbus on his search for another route to South East Asia... hense the misnaming of the Natives as "Indians". Perhaps the lack of Sari's, Curry and veiled references to Gonesh the Elephant headed god of almost everything would have been a good clue.

The thing is, this blog is nothing about Christopher Columbus or the discovering of North America, so I should really get on topic.

This morning I noticed the cover of the Surrey Now (A local newspaper in the Vancouver area of Canada) contained a picture of a hot Indian Chick (South Asian variety) blowing a kiss and wearing a Sari. The title read "She's Game for Adventure." The chicks' name is Poontang.... oops Poonan and, no, she is not competing in fear factor, she is hoping to head to the Miss World competition as a representative of Canada.

So this brings me to the question... what is Canada? Did I fall asleep and miss something? Where are the Beaver pelts... where is the back bacon... how about the all important "Two Four"... Have we lost our identity?

I guess Christopher Columbus was not all that far off, just a few hundred years and the representantive for Canada in the Miss Universe competition is wearing a Sari. So here is the question of the day. In order to properly represent Canada (Eh) should Poonan Punni be required to show her Beaver? After all, it is the national animal for Canada.

CRYSTAL DEFANTI - Hot For Teacher

All I have to say is "What was wrong with the world when I went to school?" Recently there have been an increasing number of teachers who were canned for either showing pictures of their breast on the internet, doing sexy bikini boat cruises or sending their students home with a sex tape of themselves. None of this ever happened to me as a child and I want my money back. Well, at least I want to see my grade 2 teacher naked. Of course she is probably abit shrivelled up by now as I am 38 and can't be bothered to do the math on how old she is now.

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The most recent teacher in trouble is Sacramento Teacher CRYSTAL DEFANTI who is being sent to the principals office because she accidentally included a clip of her very own home made Crystal Defanti sex video in with a class DVD she sent home with her Elementary school students.

Of course, when Crystal Defanti found out about the mistake she instantly tried to contact all the parents to stop them from watching the Crystal Defanti sex DVD. Unfortunately, that will probably not be enough. Many children did, in fact, see the Crystal Defanti sex DVD and if they didn't, I'm sure the parents going to the local media made sure the rest did.

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I find it strange how a parent could be claiming to act in the best interest of his children when he exposes this accident to the local Sacramento Media. Not only did he ensure the rest of the world saw the Crystal Defanti sex tape he also put the last nail in Crystal Defanti's coffin. Instead of showing some gratitude for the extra unpaid time his child's teacher, Crystal Defonti put into creating this DVD of his child's year in school and contacting the other parents to ensure this story did not spread, this ungrateful media whore of a parent went to the local news and blurted it all over the world. It is no wonder the Douche didn't show his face.

To Crystal Defonti, yes, this was an unfortunate accident and aside from wanting to be part of your next home video, I think this was an awful thing to have happen to you I hope it works out for ya.

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For more about CRYSTAL DEFANTI and the CRYSTAL DEFANTI SEX DVD

MARK BALLAS SHAWN JOHNSON BONER

MARK BALLAS of DANCING WITH THE STARS and his SHAWN JOHNSON BONER

It seems DANCING WITH THE STARS star, MARK BALLAS could not hide his "excitement" last night as he stood behind SHAWN JOHNSON sporting a and obvious BONER. From the PICTURE below, it is quite apparent by the extra volume in his groin region, The much older MARK BALLAS has an ERRECTION over 17 year old dance partner SHAWN JOHNSON.

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No stranger to scary old men being sexually attracted to her, 17 year old SHAWN JOHNSON recently had a restraining order issued against another stalker who broke into the DANCING WITH THE STARS set because he felt SHAWN JOHNSON was talking to him through the TV. Producers are unsure how SHAWN JOHNSON's parents feel about the recent development in the crotch of MARK BALLAS as he demonstrates little Marks' appreciation for SHAWN JOHNSON in the form of an ERECTION.

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a close up PICTURE OF MARK BALLAS' BONER

Perhaps MARK BALLAS should consider Spankin' his monkey before the show from now on.

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BARACK OBAMA JOINS THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS BOWLING TEAM

OK, so I'm sure this cute little picture of a monkey getting stuck between a couple of bowling balls is going to offend some. You may think it is sexual in nature. Others may well think of promotes cruelty to animals and some may even call it racist.

I guess what I am getting at is everything we say and do in this world is open to interpretations... especially if you are in the public eye. A few weeks ago, a political cartoonist was slammed because he implied a monkey wrote the stimulus plan. Everyone went off the handle and assumed he was saying black people are monkeys... come on people, Darwin proved we are all monkeys so get over it.

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This week, the shoe is on the other foot. It seems Barack Obama made a comment on the Jay Leno show stating his bowling skills were crap. In fact, he compared them to the special olympics. Yes, I understand the people competing in the special olympics are very good at what they do, in fact they are often better than able bodied individuals in the same sport. The thing is, by naming the special olympics "special" they themselves are indicating there is some hurdle to overcome. So Barack has a difficulty when it comes to handling any balls other than basketballs and he joked about it. Come on people pull the fucking broom out.

As for the picture, doesn't it look cute.

For more on this check out the VIDEO OF THE BARACK OBAMA JAY LENO APPEARANCE AND BOWLING COMMENT HERE

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The Obama Watermelon Patch

WATERMELON GATE - The WATERMELON EMAIL JOKE

NO EASTER EGG HUNT THIS YEAR
It seems racism is rapidly becoming the keyword of the current US administration, which begs the question... Is the US really ready for an almost Black President?

Just over a week ago the "political correctness brigade" (led by Al Sharpton) jumped on the bandwagon with sirens blaring over an innocent political cartoon by Sean Delonas and published in the New York Post. This cartoon depicted police standing over a monkey they just shot with the caption "They'll have to find someone else to write the stimulus bill." For Christ sakes people, we all come from monkey's what is the big deal. For that matter, what about all those "so easy a monkey could have done it" comments? Not related at all to black people, just to the ease of the task. (read more on the New York Post Monkey Cartoon here)

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All that aside, this week's "racism" fireball comes by way of Dean Grouse, Mayor of Los Alamitos California. I guess Dean decided to send a picture depicting the front lawn of the Whitehouse as a watermelon patch with the caption "NO EASTER EGG HUNT THIS YEAR". Ya ok, I guess that could be stereotyping black people as liking WATERMELON's... Honestly though, what is the big deal? As a White Cracker Monkey or WASP as some people like to refer to us, I have never even understood the WATERMELON JOKE. I guess I am abit naive that way. So Black people have been known to eat watermelons... so have whites. Of course some people I know like to fill them up with tequila (They are Mexicans.) Does this now make me racist for saying a Mexican acquaintance of mine likes to shoot his WATERMELON's up with Tequila??? Come on people, this guy is obviously a Republican and as such, he does not like Democrats. How is this any different than the Texas stereotypes thrown towards that inbred named George. Certain nationalities do certain things. Germans eat Sauerkraut and as such are called Krauts. I am of full German decent and have absolutely no problem with that.

The thing is, there are plenty of awful racist things going on in the world, a simple Email or Newspaper cartoon are not included in that. I guess since an almost Black person is President, lack of representation is no longer a valid argument so new topics must be found.

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I leave you with this question. What would Black Rights Acitivists do for a living if there was no reason to protest?

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Here is a last minute addition to feed the fire

We are all Monkey's - AL SHARPTON Upset over NY POST CARTOON

It seems the NEW YORK POST published a cartoon by Sean Delonas which was in response to the MONKEY SHOOTING in Connecticut but also included a not so subtle BARACK OBAMA JOKE. The COMIC which showed two cops standing over a monkey that had just been shot and saying "They'll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill.

I guess one could consider that racist, however, the way I look at it (as you can tell by the title of this blog) is that we we are all MONKEY's. So what do you think, is this cartoon racist or is it just good clean Monkey fun?

AL SHARPTON has already let his point be known, the Reverend / Policital activist is quoted as saying

"The cartoon in today's New York Post is troubling at best given the historic racist attacks of African-Americans as being synonymous with monkeys. One has to question whether the cartoonist is making a less than casual reference to this when in the cartoon they have police saying after shooting a chimpanzee that "Now they will have to find someone else to write the stimulus bill."

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MILEY THE RACIST - MILEY GATE PART... The Saga Continues

I'm definately not one to stand up for Disney Skank in the making MILEY CYRUS but this one has got me a little perturbed. So MILEY CYRUS POSES FOR A PICTURE while slanting her eyes and this is considered RACIST. How is this any different from Japanese Anime which depicts the characters with over exaggerated SLANTY EYES? I am really getting tired of the politically correct assholes of this world telling us how to act. If our actions are not hurting anyone they should just get lives. Ask yourself this, Do Asians have slanted eyes? Yes, well then how is this picture Racist? Get a life people. And MILEY, quit being a skank, it really doesn't look good on you.

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