Spankin' to Tiffany Shepherd and Tyra

Tiffany Shepherd Wants her Job back

I thought this story was dead as a slimy cod long ago. It appears Tiffany Shepherd has successfully re-launched the fame train with a recent appearance on the Tyra Banks Show.

You may remember this bikini clad beauty from earlier this year when Tiffany Shepherd bounced into the media spotlight after an interview on CNN. You see, Tiffany Shepherd was a teacher (I which I had teachers like her as a kid) anyways, Tiffany Shepherd was moonlighting as a Bikini hostess on a fishing boat (Insert joke here)

According to Tiffany Shepherd, she was fired as a teacher when bikini clad pictures of her surfaced on the internet. The school board, on the other hand, insists she was fired because of her many late and no shows for work.

Tiffany Shepherd is a single mom with many sexy assets. Personally, I would love to get hold of her private parts and lick her all over until she squirms in ecstacy, but for some reason she rarely answers my emails. hmmmmmm

For more pictures and information on Tiffany Shepherd, check out the Original Tiffany Shepherd Blog at http://tiffanyshepherd.blogspot.com

National Chocolate Day????

Now I wonder who came up with this one??? Just in time for Christmas gift time out pops NATIONAL CHOCOLATE DAY.
Usually I jump all over these silly commemorative days and call them silly and useless. Not that a national chocolate day is overly useful, after all when is the last time a chocolate bar saved the world or ended a war?

On the other hand, it is entirely possible a good chocolate bar or box of them could do exactly that. Personally, I like Hagensborg Chocolates. The company is local and the owner is really quite nice. (Read as Friendly, funny, Charitable and Hot.) Not that her appearance has anything to do with the quality of chocolate, I just had to mention it because.... well I am a guy and that is what we do, we observe the important things in life.

Their whole marketing strategy is very princess like and their chocolates are mostly in the shape of frogs (Frog prince that kind of thing.) Honestly, I think the marketing scheme is pure genius and the chocolates or Truffles are out of this world Orgasmic (Froggasmic as the owner joked one time.) Honestly, between her and her chocolates, I'm surprised I fit into my pants.

I like to keep a box of Truffle pigs, particularly the Mocha or Peanut butter ones in my truck at all times, first of all it gives me something to snack on and secondly it is a great promotional thing I like to give to customers every once in awhile. Nothing makes a person happier than receiving a nice chocolate bar that is soooooo good it makes their loins quiver in sexual Ecstasy... Yes, I need to get layed.

Anyways, if this has at all piqued your interest, check out the Hagensborg website at http://www.hagensborg.com where you can see the local stores which stock the chocolate delight

Been Caught Cheating - The Dr. Phil and Oprah Story

The rumour mill is pumping this morning with a flurry of searches on Dr. Phil Cheating on his wife. Search terms include Dr. Phil Cheating, Dr. Phil Affair, dr phil divorce, dr phil, dr phil cheating, dr phil caught cheating, and of course the one who started it all oprah.

Maybe Dr. PHIL WAS CAUGHT CHEATING WITH OPRAH. Now there is a juicy rumour. Of course it might not be all that far off, think about it. Oprah Winfrey and whatshisface have been in the media for their apparently dysfunctional relationship maybe Dr. Phil came in to console her and one thing led to another wam bam thank you ma am and Dr. Phil sticks his penis in Oprah just like a rectal thermometer.

Ok, now that was a little too vivid for just before breakfast.

For more information on the Dr. Phil Divorce story

RealtyTrac at the top of Search engine stats again - Beware of the Wolf in Sheeps' clothing

With the economy taking a big dive into the shit tank and real estate forclosures running faster than crap through a goose a certain subscription based "Service" is popular among internet searchers today.

REALTYTRAC is a company which, among other things, tracks public information. They also come up with publicity building "press releases" which do nothing more than promote their product. Which, if you are interested, is a subscription based "service" which provides subscribers with access to their list of recently forclosed homes. From what I hear, most of which are already sold.

The other issue with REALTYTRAC is their cancellation policy. From what many are saying and first hand information, REALTYTRAC continues to bill your credit card for monthly services EVEN AFTER YOU HAVE CANCELLED. Sometimes it takes several call to them then finally a stop payment call to your credit card company before REALTYTRAC will actually stop charging you.

Don't take my word for it, a simple search in Google for REALTYTRAC CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS will bring you enough other information
Further information on the REALTYTRAC "Scam" can also be found here

At the end of the day, REALTYTRAC offers a service, this service may or may not be usefull to you. The key is BUYER BEWARE. Like anything, do your research and if the risks are worth it, feel free. Otherwise, save your money.

Other hot searches for the day include merck layoffs, yakov smirnoff Apparently there is a Yakov Smirnoff Theatre), spider eating bird (Don't they all?), golden orb weaver spiders (Maybe for the new pet spider eating bird - actually the Spider ate the bird), Glow in the dark cat, and american airlines. Of course there are more but they all relate to Sarah Palin and her Vagina and Obama

I've got a Big Bang Theory for ya - Kaley Cuoco

So the Internet is buzzing with people searching for NAKED PICTURES OF KALEY CUOCO the sexy blonde babe from the Popular TV Sitcom Big Bang Theory. In addition to starring in Big Bang Theory KALEY CUOCO also starred in 8 Simple rules with the late great John Ritter.

I'm not one to argue with the search for beautiful naked women, particularly NAKED PICTURES of KALEY CUOCO. The thing is, if you take a close look at the nipples and the clit of the various pictures they don't seem to match. Ah fuck it, it is a hot naked female body with Kaley Cuoco on top.... who am I to argue with the logic.

To see the NAKED PICTURES OF KALEY CUOCO and judge for yourself, click HERE

Looking for a New Vagina???

I gotta say, this one kind of caught me off guard. So I'm sitting on the dumper this morning doing my typical blog whoring activities and what to my wondering eyes should appear but anewvagina.com on search stats I see. OK, so the whole pickpocket elmo has gotten me thinking of Christmas before Halloween.

Anyways, being the fan of vagina's that I am, I decided to research the topic. Though hours (Well ok minutes SO FAR) of careful study, I discovered this doctor in Atlanta who does Vaginal reconstruction surgery. I'm impressed, they even have close up pictures of PERFECT PRIVATE PARTS to spank to.



On a more serious note, what would possess anyone to get their pooter chopped up. I looked at alot of the before and after shots, and to be quite honest, I had no problem with the before shots. A Vagina is what makes a woman unique and altering it because it doesn't fit some strange view of "normal" is really kinda fucked up.



Women in Africa are being forced to have their clit's chopped off, while these women who have the freedom of choice are choosing to alter the beauty that is a vagina and get anewvagina.com. Now that is fucked up. See for yourself, here are some before and after shots.











Admittedly, there was at least one picture in there which looked a little scary, however that looked more the be as a result of some mutilation more than anything. In addition, this clinic seems to offer some sort of vaginal augmentation service. By the looks of things, they botox the sides giving a more puffy pussy look. Similar to the ol' lip botox thingy. I don't know about you, but Botox comes from Bovine Toxin, isn't that like Mad Cow??? I don't know if I want a Mad cow anywhere near my penis, I don't care how "pretty" it is.





The Moral of this story... Don't Worry, be happy with your Vagina. Letting a Mad Cow anywhere near it can only result in problems.



If, on the other hand, you are set on getting a "new look" for your pooter, they can be found at anewvagina.com

We Are Canadian Hear Us Vote (In 2 months or less)

Britney's Sauna Scene and Sarah Palin's Hustler Porno aside, the news today is filled with Election fury. No, not the US Election, the Canadian Election. Laugh as you may at the complacency of the Canadian public, we get things done. We don't sit around talking about the vote for two years. Shit, most of our election signs will still have that fresh off the press smell as they are taken down. Our election was announced and completed in less time than it took for Barack to babble through his last blithering of leftist rhetoric.

Speaking of leftist rhetoric, I am glad to see the Canadian voters did not fall into the NDP "Our economy is hurting and we are here to help" load of crap. The last thing our economy needs is higher taxes created by the need for cash created by pansy assed equal distribution of wealth bullshit.

Not that we really had to much of a choice, lets look at our choices.
Steven Harper-Bush - The quintessential lapdog to Georgie Pordgie's dogma train
French Guy who can't speak English and not 5 years ago wanted to split Canada in two
Jack Layton the left wing crack head unemployed bum union sympathizer
And some twit tree hugger who has less of a chance to get in power than Paris Hilton has of winning a Nobel Peace price for her academic contributions to the world at large.

I guess a minority government isn't all that bad. After all, the last one did manage to reduce the GST a couple of times. Most likely an election ploy, but appreciated nonetheless. Ya ok, so we followed Georgie into his silly war, but these people in the reserves did sign up for the Army, OK the Canadian Army, but sometimes there is more involved than picking stuffed animals up from a flood zone. The cost involved kinda sucks but most everyone figured it was a good idea at the time.

Once again, I'm just glad Canada won't be overrun by treehuggers, frenchies or unions.

HORNY GOATS and WEED

I gotta say, this story caught my attention. It has long been known the Chinese will eat, lick and generally ingest ANYTHING that gives even a remote chance of increasing their Penis size. Since the country is so overpopulated one must give some credence to their methods, although reproductions is as simple as stick penis in vagina and move back and forth until it spits up.

Simplicity aside, the Chinese culture seems intent on eating dried up whale penises as well as the sex organs from various animals looked at as Verile. That being said, eating grass to get a boner doesn't seem all that far fetched.

Apparently there is this grass appropriately called "HORNY GOAT WEED" is the newest weapon in the battle against the flaccid penis. Italian researchers are now looking at human and animal studies in the effects of this new found wonder weed. For now, you can probably still go to your local Chinese herbalist to get some but I'm sure the drug companies will come up with their own pill sized version before too long.