Wednesday, October 28, 2009

UK Crackdown on P2P File Sharing


OK, so we are all too familiar with the Pirates of the Indian Ocean and their increasing attacks on container ships and now personal yachts. The British government, in particular Business Secretary Peter Mandelson, is seeking to shut down Internet Piracy in the form of illegal downloads.

Peter Mandelson recently announced his plan to crack down on people who persistently download illegal content, stating they will be cut off from the net if they continue downloading content.

This recent addition to government policy followed months of speculation on the topic of a crack down on peer-to-peer downloading in the UK. The new regulation means persistent peer-to-peer P2P users will be sent two warning letters before facing disconnection from their ISP.

This new regulation is being challenged by ISP providers in the UK on the grounds that it is impractical. A reprasentative from ISP TalkTalk, an ISP firm in the UK said "What is being proposed is wrong in principle and won't work in practice," They further went on to say the UK Anti-piracy law is "ill-conceived" and they are prepared to challenge the Peer-to-peer downloading crackdown against online filesharing in the courts stating "In the event we are instructed to impose extra judicial technical measures we will challenge the instruction in the courts."


Peter Mendelson, however, said actual disconnections are going to be a "Last Resort. In his announcement Peter Mendelson said "I have no expectation of mass suspensions. People will receive two notifications and if it reaches the point they will have the opportunity to appeal,"
UK ISP's have argued it is not their job to police the Internet. Further going on to state they should not be responsible for the cost involved in policing the downloading practices of their customers. In response, Peter Mandelson said the costs of enforcing his anti-piracy crackdown on Peer-to-peer P2P file sharing would be "shared between ISPs and content providers".

The Internet Service Providers' Association feels the copywrite holders should cover all costs involved in enforcing the proposed UK Anti-piracy crackdown on P2P file sharing, this would also include reimbursement of ISPs for lost revenue and expenses.

The ISPA further went on to state "The unintended consequence of Lord Mandelson's plan will be to encourage more wi-fi and PC hi-jacking and expose more innocent people to being penalised."
Peter Mandelson further went on to say this proposed UK Anti-piracy crackdown on P2P file sharing would also result in a more relaxed copyright regime. Although the details of his plan would need to be hammered out at European level, it would take account of the use of copyright material "at home and between friends", he said. For example, someone who has bought a CD would be able to copy it to their iPod or share it with family members without acting unlawfully.

In a post on their blog, The Pirate Bay, an online P2P Filesharing source and frequent defender of Filesharing rights said:

We have, ourselves, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once more able to defend our Internets, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of tyranny, if necessary for years, if necessary alone.

Even though large parts of Internets and many old and famous trackers have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Ifpi and all the odious apparatus of MPAA rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the ef-nets and darknets, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Internets, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the baywords.org, we shall fight on the /. and on the digg, we shall fight in the courts; we shall never surrender, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, the Internets or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the Anon Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in Cerf's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.




In France the government has just approved a so-called three strikes policy.

Under the French Anti-piracy crackdown on P2P file sharing, those identified as illegally downloading content would initially be sent warning letters and, if they failed to comply, could be removed from the network for up to a year.

What do you think? Is this just another pile of government crap being forced down the throat of struggling ISP's? or do you think this is a much needed regulation?

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Hot Mormon Muff...ins 2010 Mormon MILF Calendar

So, coming in 2010, you will be able to spank to a different hot Mormon MILF every month. The 2010 Hot Mormon Muffin, or 2010 Hot Mormon Muff Calendar as it is known in internet search land is from the creators of the popular Men on a Mission Calendar and it "comes fresh from the oven"


According to the marketing material "Hot Mormon Muffins: A Taste of Motherhood" the debut 2010 edition features twelve beautiful Mormon mothers posing in kitschy vintage pin-up style. Much like the missionary men before them, these sexy moms have dared to step into the spotlight to breakdown stereotypes and extend a hand of friendship beyond religious and social boundaries. Shot in a centerfold format with oversized imagery, the calendar features the ladies' favorite muffin recipes with a portion of the proceeds going to Breast Cancer research.

My thing is, if Hot Mormon Muff's is all about supporting breast cancer research, where are the damn tits??? At least give me a little nipple, this isn't asking much considering they are offering Muff.




Saturday, October 24, 2009

CHARLIZE THERON $140,000 Lesbian Kiss

CHARLIZE THERON KISSES A WOMAN

At a charity event for ONEXONE last night, sex kitten actress Charlize Theron auctioned off a 20 second kiss to the highest bidder... who turned out to be another hot chick.

The bid of $140,000 to Kiss Carlize Theron came after bidding for a travel package, being auctioned off by Charlize Theron, stalled at $37,000. Determined not to be outdone by Jeremy Piven, who earlier that night, raised $280,000. Determined not to be outdone, Charlize Theron said "For fvck sake. You can do better, there is no way I am leaving here with Jeremy Piven getting a higher bid. I've got tits for God's sake." Charlize Theron then threw the 20 second kiss in as an added feature.

The kiss from Charlize Theron seemed to do the trick. Although the Charlize Theron kiss did not manage to beat out Jeremy Piven, a 20 second kiss from Charlize Theron did manage to bring in an extra 103K.

In case the Kiss from Charlize Theron was not enough, the winner also received a South Africa travel package which included 2010 World Cup tickets, a safari and a face to face with Nelson Mandela.

The 20 second Charlize Theron lesbian kiss is now circulating the internet in both picture and video format. Now if only she showed a little nipple, I would be all over it with a box of Kleenex.

Check out some uncensored naked pictures of Charlize Theron at Famous Women Naked

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

CARRIE PREJEAN IN COURT OVER BREAST IMPLANTS

De-throaned Beauty Queen Carrie Prejean, who lost her crown as Miss California after posing semi Nude, is now in court over her breast implants. No, they did not go bad, Carrie Prejean's breasts are still perfect in every way.

The reason for the Breast Induced lawsuit is who will pay for them. Apparently, California Carrie Prejean stiffed (no pun intended) pageant organizer K2 Productions over the cost of her breast implants. You see, Carrie Prejean requested the surgery "to be more competitive" at the April 2009 Miss USA pageant and verbally agreed to repay the K2 Breast loan.

Carrie Prejean was stripped of her Miss California crown June 10, 2009 for alleged contract violations. In response, Carrie Prejean sued pajeant organizers, accusing them of targeting her for a pageant answer she gave opposing gay marriage.

In their counter suit, K2 stated "Even before she became notorious for that answer and the ensuing media storm, Ms. Prejean was already causing difficulty. With her new-found notoriety, an inflated sense of self, and the lure of financial gain available to her, Ms. Prejean turned even further against the Miss California USA organization." K2 further went on to say "She attempts to cast herself as a virtuous young woman and the victim in a supposed conspiracy against her. Had she heeded the guidance of the Gospel of John, who admonished only those who are without sin to cast stones in judgment, she might have avoided this legal battle."

The K2 counter suit also accuses Carrie Prejean of missing events, lying about semi-nude photos, negotiating an unauthorized book deal and using her title without authorization to help promote the National Organization for Marriage's "campaign of intolerance" against gay marriage.

K2 has asked the court for the proceeds from Carrie Prejean's planned book to be put towards the Carrie Prejean Breast Debt.



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Saturday, October 17, 2009

ILLEGAL ALIEN HALLOWEEN COSTUME - Mean spirited?

"He didn't just cross a border, he crossed a galaxy!"
It seems the politically correct police have yet another celebration to attack, this time Halloween is taking a hit. Not from the church, as you would normally expect, today the attack is coming by way of Angelica Salas of the Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights of Los Angeles. Speaking about Target's "ILLEGAL ALIEN HALLOWEEN COSTUME, Angelica Salas said It's
"distasteful, mean-spirited and ignorant of social stigmas and current debate on immigration reform."

Let's have a good ol' fashion Costume Burnin'!!!


Angelica Salas, who quite evidently is not fond of the Green Card carrying Orange Jump suit wearing Illegal Alien as she has asked target to remove the Illegal Alien Halloween costume from their website, one of several retailers carrying the Illegal Alien costume.

Amazon, for example, has the very same Illegal Alien costume for sale which you cn purchase through the link below. If you purchase the Illegal Alien Halloween costume through this link, It will be counted as a vote for freedom. At the end of the season, I will tally up the votes and post them on here.
"He's got his green card, but it's from another planet! Sure to get some laughs, the Illegal Alien Adult Costume includes an orange prison-style jumpsuit with 'Illegal Alien' printed on the front, an alien mask and a 'green card.'"

SOME OTHER ADULT HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEA's


Alternatively, you could go for the more racially evident Illegal Alien Mask with hat Halloween Costume or even the "Hey Amigo" Halloween costume complete with donkey.

If, on the other hand, you prefer to stay on the other side of the law with your Halloween Costume idea's, check out the Sexy Border Guard Halloween Costume, she is sure to bust the Illegal Alien. Hey, this is a perfect combo halloween costume for a couple.


As for the Illegal Alien Halloween costume on Target's website, Angelica Salas seems to have gotten her way with them as Target spokesman Joshua Thomas told The Associated Press the company is removing the Illegal Alien Halloween costume after receiving several complaints.

If you really want to raise a stink this halloween, I know it isn't really a costume, but it could be considered an accessory. Check this shirt out, also available through Amazon. I know, a little tasteless, especially since Ugly Betty and ALF put a face to the plight of Illegal Aliens.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

SHAUNA SAND SEX VIDEO - Just in time for Christmas

A new celebrity sex tape is out, just in time for Christmas. This time Shauna Sand is the subject of the Shauna Sand sex video, which is scheduled for release on October 19. The 38-year-old Shauna Sand shot a number of sex tapes with her boyfriend and apparently sold one of them to a third party who then contacted Vivid.

It seems Shauna Sand does not have a sense of humour, well her and her lawyers. We, once again, had our monkey asses spanked because someone does not want you to see pictures of Shauna Sand Exposed.

Entitled "Shauna Sand Exposed", the Shauna Sand Sex Video features Shauna Sand in a number of sexual positions doing sexy things for her French boyfriend Antoine. The Shauna Sand Sex Video was shot in high-definition and has been called the hottest celebrity sex footage ever seen.

Speaking about the leaked Shauna Sand sex video, Shauna Sand said "Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year. In fact I've made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn't sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now."

The SHAUNA SAND SEX VIDEO is now released. Find screenshots of the SHAUNA SAND HOME SEX VIDEO here


On the topic of the Shauna Sand Sex Video, Vivid, the company releasing the Shauna Sand Sex Tape feels they are within their rights. "We were approached by a third party, who brought us footage of Shauna having sex with her current boyfriend and we were immediately interested in acquiring it." As for the legal position, Vivid says "We're comfortable with our legal position in releasing this movie..."

For more on Shauna Sand including completely uncensored screenshots from the Shauna Sand Sex Video



Shauna Sand was born September 2, 1971 and is an American actress and Playboy model. Starting at age five, Sand studied ballet, jazz and theatre. At 11, she enrolled in The School of Creative and Performing Arts, and by 13 she received a dance scholarship with Ballet West in Salt Lake City, Utah.

SHAUNA SAND began modeling at the age of nine after being approached by a local photographer. She signed with the Elite/Petite agency, in New York, at the age of 15. She took time off from modeling and went to Paris and earned a Bachelor of Arts Degree in International Business Administration from The American University of Paris and became fluent in French.

Sand submitted photos to Playboy's Los Angeles photo editors. She did a test shoot that Hugh Hefner approved and became the Playmate of the Month for May 1996.
Sand began her acting career with a guest appearance alongside future husband Lorenzo Lamas in his TV show Renegade.

After their divorce, she appeared in TV shows such as Charmed, and in movies such as the comedy The Deviants (2004).

Sand was married to actor Lorenzo Lamas from April 27, 1996, until their divorce on October 8, 2002. They have three daughters together: Alexandra (b. November 22, 1997), Victoria (b. April 24, 1999), and Isabella (b. February 2, 2001).

For more on Shauna Sand including completely uncensored screenshots from the Shauna Sand Sex Video

Monday, October 12, 2009

MICHAEL JACKSON - THIS IS IT Lyrics


And to think we thought we heard the last of the freeky one. Ya ok, I know it is bad to speak ill of the dead, the thing is, Michael Jackson was just so strange.
Ragardless, the marketing moguls behind the Movie "This is it" have just released a New Michael Jackson song entitled Michael Jackson "This is It".
Possibly eluding to his death, Michael Jackson's new single "This is it" features vocal backup by Jackson's brothers and the lyrics "This is it, here I stand/I'm the light of the world, I feel grand." The two-disc Michael Jackson album "This Is It" will be available in the U.S. on Oct. 27, the day before the release of the Michael Jackson documentary also entitled "Michael Jackson This Is It" on Oct. 28.



Shortly after the release of the Michael Jackson "This is It" Album, a vinyl version of Michael Jackson's new Single "This is Is" will be available on Vinyl starting on November 10th, 2009.

There is no report as to when Michael Jackson's new song "This is It" will be available for legal download, although I'm sure there are plenty of MICHAEL JACKSON THIS IS IT.Torrent downloads popping up all over the place.

For those who can't wait for the official release of Michael Jackson's new single "This is It" you can listen to it here




PRE ORDER YOUR COPY OF MICHAEL JACKSON's new Album THIS IS IT here



So for now at least, This is Not it for Michael Jackson, as the search for Michael Jackson This Is It Download continues all over the world.


MICHAEL JACKSON THIS IS IT LYRICS

Sunday, October 11, 2009

MARGE SIMPSON PLAYBOY COVER

MARGE SIMPSON IN PLAYBOY

hit the news a couple of days ago, along with searches for naked toon pictures of Family Guy's Lois Griffin. Honestly, with all the female cartoons to choose from, why would Hef go for Marge Simpson in Playboy? Perhaps he feels a closer affiliation to the Blue haired.... sorry, that's all I've got.

MARGE SIMPSON NOVEMEBER 2009 PLAYBOY MAGAZINE COVER


Even the searches for Family Guy's Lois Griffin had me wondering what was wrong with society. Take away the fact these are cartoons and not real chicks, spanking over naked toons is just... um I dunno, kinda fvcked up?

I'm not saying I haven't also contemplated the whole Wilma vs Betty debate, but why choose? This is the modern day of sexual liberation, I say Threesome. Hell, why not add a third toon babe and bring in Jessica Rabbit. It's not as if this is real or anything. Hmmmm how about Jane Jetson, sort of the space slut highbred of Wilma Flintstone and Betty Rubble.


Of course, being the Internet whore that I am, I decided to do a little more research into the topic and pulled a few pictures (pictures people) of some sexy female toons. I believe they call this Hentai. I couldn't believe the interest in the topic. So, in true blog whore style, I set up a blog dedicated to the perversion that is... Toon Spanking. So, for those interested in the whole Marge Simpson Playboy Spread and the Playboy Pictures of Marge Simpson, check out http://drawnnaked.blogspot.com

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Tea Cup Pigs - With a Side of Hashbrowns

There seems to be an increased interest in pigs as pets. A few years back, the big thing was Pot Belly Pigs, this time around a British Breeder, who has appeared on the "Today" show, has reinvented them slightly and is now marketing miniature pigs as "Tea Cup Pigs"

At birth, Tea Cup Pigs weigh about 9 ounces. When fully grown, at age 2, Tea Cup Pigs are about 12 to 16 inches high and weigh approximately 65 pounds. About the size of a spaniel and big enough to crush the Tea Cup.

Some famous celebrities have Tea Cup Pigs as pets, these include George Clooney, whose had a potbellied pig named Max. Max, the Potbellied Pig died peacefully after a long and happy life just a few years ago.

I wonder when Paris Hilton will get herself a Tea Cup Pig... at least she won't have to spray paint it to match her wardrobe.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

DEMI MOORE BUSH PICS Cause another Internet stir

It seems the Tosh .0 NAKED PICTURES OF DEMI MOORES BUSH thing has hit Google's top 40 again. Speaking of Google Top 40, what ever happened to Google doing a top 100 search trends. It seems late last week they decided to go to a Top 40 format. Oh well, that was kind of off topic, but it is late and I have an excuse for stupidity.

DEMI MOORE'S BUSH PICS HITS #1










Anyways, I had to get up to take care of a customer thing and what do I find? DEMI MOORE BUSH PIC in the top 40. Not only was the Search for NAKED DEMI MOORE BUSH PICTURES in the top 40, it was number fucking 1. Yes, everyone wants to see that mountainous mound of hair between Demi Moores legs, Circa some time in the 80's when big hair ruled the world. An innocent time before the Brazilian and the high fashion trend of tearing out pubic hairs by the roots.






I wonder if DEMI MOORE shaves her BUSH for the Kutch. Maybe she would want to look a little younger for her boy toy. I dunno, just a thought. Anyways, for those interested in seeing NAKED PICTURES OF DEMI MOORE's BUSH check out MILF PLANET as well as Planet Breast's Tribute to Demi Moore's Bush








Thursday, October 1, 2009

So You Think You Can Dance Wardrobe Malfunction

It seems either So You Think You Can Dance producers are blind or they simply wanted higher ratings. This weeks' ratings boost comes by the way of

So You Think You Can Dance Contestant 22036 Flashes her Crotch in appreciation towards the judges

So You Think You Can Dance Contestant number 22036 and her lack of panties and subsequent Crotch Flash.







Honestly, I don't know how someone managed to pick up on this one. I guess it is like the whole Mark Ballas Boner situation which happened in Dancing With The Stars. Someone was sitting too close to the TV with the remote control in hand.

Whatever the case, contestant # 22036 on Episode 4 of So You Think You Can Dance was caught with her panties down as she flashed viewers of Episode 4 of So You Think You Can Dance her Vagina or Crotch for those less clinical.







Unfortunately our advertisers will not permit adult content, however, you can see the Uncensored So You Think You Can Dance Contestant 22036 Crotch flash video at Wardrobe Malfuntion Junction










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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

PHOTO's of ZAPATERO's DAUGHTERS' - Banned in Spain

Awhile back, the Spanish Prime Minister, José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero and his family visited the United States. Of course, Obama being the Camera whore that he is made every effort to be in as many pictures with the visiting family as possible. I guess it makes you a better president if you appear to be friend with leaders of other countries.

Picture of French PM's Daughters LAURA & ALBA ZAPATERO

Fotos de Laura y Alba Zapatero








Banned in Spain- Pictures of José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero's Daughters Laura and Alba Zapatero


This newly found friendship, however, may be cut short as the photo shoots resulted in the unwanted publiching of pictures of the Spanish Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero's Daughters Laura and Alba Zapatero. The Spanish Media, banned by law from publishing pictures of Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero's Daughters Laura and Alba Zapatero, are in a frenzy as two right wing papers ran with the Whitehouse published photo's of Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero's Daughters Laura and Alba Zapatero. I can see the headlines now "Fotos de Laura y Alba Zapatero" "Luis Rodríguez Zapatero hijas fotos" "fotos prohibidas de Laura y Alba Zapatero."






At the end of the day, in an attempt to keep from eating a handful of sand, the US State Department agreed to remove the Banned pictures of Spanish Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero's Daughters Laura and Alba Zapatero from the US state department's Flickr page. This, of course, was after Spanish Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero contacted Obama to explain the Spanish law banning the publication of pictures of Zapatero's daughters.

According to Spanish Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero, this law is in place to protect the privacy of his under age daughters, Alba and Laura Zapatero, who are currently 13 and 16 years old. There are various sceptics online who feel this freedom bashing move of Zapatero's was nothing more than an attempt to hide pictures he feels are embarrassing to his office. I guess Goth is not considered very stately.






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Thursday, September 24, 2009

NAMRATA SHRESTHA SEX TAPE नम्रता श्रेष्ठ - The Changing Scene in Nepal

There seems to be a sudden surge in interest for a Namrata Shrestha sex tape. For those who don't know, like me, Namrata Shrestha is a 23 year old Nepali model and Actress. In addition to being in several romantic films, Namrata Shrestha has also appeared on the cover of several magazines including Wave and VOW.









According to some reports, there seems to be a trend in the Nepali film industry which requires potential actresses to go through a sort of screening process which involves getting naked on the casting couch. This appears to be the sex tape of Namrata Shreshta everyone is looking for.

This Namrata Shrestha sex tape scandal seems to be quite similar to the Shrisha Karki sex tape scandal of 2002. According to an online source, nude pictures of Shrisha Karki were published which then resulted in a disgraced Shrisha Karki committing suicide.







Namrata Shrestha, on the other hand, seems to be taking the Namrata Shrestha sex tape scandel in stride. Perhaps the recent rash of western world sex tapes and the subsequent rise in popularity of the subjects has given Namratha Shrestha some perspective on the topic of sex tapes. After all, isn't exposure what the film industry is all about?


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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Amanda Beard Is now a MILF

Obviously I'm talking about Amanda Beard... So why the Borat reference? Well, you see, Amanda Beard Playboy Model and Olympic swimmer is married to Sacha Brown. So you still don't see the connection? Well there isn't one. The thing is, some people seem to thing there is. Maybe it is the initials. The creator of Borat is Sacha Baron Cohen. OK, easy thing to confuse.






Now onto important things.... Amanda Beard... Yes, definitely Sexy Time High Five material for her husband Sacha Brown who will probably be seeing less sleep and less sexy time with the beautiful Playboy Model wife Amanda Beard. You see, Amanda Beard has just added MILF to her list of accomplishments. As if Playboy Model wasn't enough to make every straight male drool. Oh ya, I hear Amanda Beard is also an Olympic Swimmer.






So anyways, in true ADD style, I am finally getting to my point here. Amanda Beard just gave brith to a baby boy. yahoo woopie now lets look at NAKED PLAYBOY PICTURES OF AMANDA BEARD... Kleenex time










Tuesday, September 15, 2009

KANYE WEST IS A JACKASS - OBAMA


"KANYE WEST IS A JACKASS" - Barack Obama


I had a good chuckle over this one. I know everyone is calling Obama "Obummer" lately. Of course, I'm not one to be on the Democrat side, although the Republicans really fit the Jackass category lately. So what the hell am I talking about anyways?






Well, most of you have heard about the whole Kanye West outburst with regard to Taylor Swift. In some sort of attempt at getting layed kiss ass move, Kayne grabbed the mic from Taylor Swift and blurted out "Beyonce had the best video of all time" Normally, this would not be considered too bad except Taylor Swift was in the middle of a heartfelt acceptance speech after winning the VMA for one of her Video's... For that, Obama referred to Kanye West as a Jackass. Of course, this comment was an unofficial one made to CNBC reporters. The thing is, an ABC reporter overheard the comment and immediately posted it on Twitter. Man, I love technology.






Since that time, the Twitter post has been removed and ABC appologised to CNBC. WHY???? So Obama called a spade a spade.. morelike a Kanye a Jackass.... All the same thing right.

Here ya go, the Youtube video of Kanye West... being a Jackass. Bravo Obama for speaking your mind and saying what was on our mind. Now there is a quote which belongs in Oxford's Book of Quotes.... Not the mindless ramblings of Paris Hilton.








JIMMY CARTER DEAD - No it is his assistant

For fuck sakes, you would think those reading articles on the Internet had a problem with reading and were perhaps schooled by a rabid red assed Monkey with a bad case of diarrhea.

Normally I would just put this off as someone trying to start a stupid rumour. I guess there could be a little clever playing around with Google's Search trends as there was a death in the Jimmy Carter

JIMMY CARTER - Not Dead


camp, however, it was not Jimmy Carter who died. The death was of long time Aide to Jimmy Carter, Jody Powell who died at the age of 65.







To dispel any rumours of the death of Jimmy Carter as well as answer the "DID JIMMY CARTER REALLY DIE" questions, here you go. Jimmy Carter is very much alive and grieving the loss of his long trusted Aide.

Jody Powell - Assistant to JIMMY CARTER DEAD


WASHINGTON — Jody Powell, the longest-serving and probably closest aide to former President Jimmy Carter, died on Monday at his home near Cambridge on Maryland’s Eastern Shore, said Jack Nelson, the journalist and his friend. He was 65.

Mr. Powell collapsed outside his home, and efforts to revive him at a hospital were unsuccessful, Mr. Nelson said. He added that Mr. Powell’s wife, Nan, said that her husband had suffered a heart attack.







Mr. Powell acquired the nickname Jody after the young hero in Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings’s classic “The Yearling,” writes David Stout the obituary. Joseph Lester Powell Jr. was born on Sept. 30, 1943, in Vienna, Ga. Like Mr. Carter, he had a farm background — in Mr. Powell’s case a 500-acre spread where his father raised cotton and peanuts.

In recent years, he had been chairman of Powell Tate, a Washington-based public relations firm.









Saturday, September 12, 2009

VAMPIRE DIARIES FLASHERS GET NAKED

VAMPIRE DIARIES FLASHER KAYLA EWELL



In a bizarre but sexy promotional stunt, 4 sexy female stars of the new TV series Vampire Diaries were arrested for Flashing while hanging Naked from a Georgia Bridge.
Nina Dobrev, 20, Candice Accola, 22, Kayla Ewell, 24, and Sara Canning, 22, were charged with disorderly conduct for the nude acts, while a photographer and another actress, Krystal Vayda was also charged as a result of the Vampire Diaries Flashing incident in Georgia.





Nude photographs of the 4 Vampire Diaries Flashers Nina Dobrev, Candice Accola, Kayla Ewell and Sara Canning will surely surface on the internet shortly. When they do, keep an eye on PlanetBreast for the NUDE PICTURES OF THE VAMPIRE DIARIES FLASHERS Nina Dobrev, Candice Accola, Kayla Ewell and Sara Canning.

That was one hell of a publicity stunt and I look forward to seeing Nina Dobrev, Candice Accola, Kayla Ewell and Sara Canning naked. Here are some pictures of the now famous Vampire Diaries Flashers Nina Dobrev, Candice Accola, Kayla Ewell and Sara Canning

VAMPIRE DIARIES FLASHER CANDICE ACCOLA

- Got Naked







VAMPIRE DIARIES FLASHER SARA CANNING

- Got Naked











VAMPIRE DIARIES FLASHER NINA DOBREV

- Got Naked









VAMPIRE DIARIES FLASHER KRYSTAL VAYDA

- The Photographer









Thursday, September 10, 2009

The Search for Caroline Wozniacki Breasts

It cannot be blamed on spring or the position of the moon relative to Earths access with the sun but the search for sexy women and their body parts seems to have gotten a little spark again. Last week it was Ex Florida Teacher Tiffany Shepherd and the whole Leah Lust porno thing. Before that, we had several sex tape and leaked naked picture scandals, including Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Greene and of course the Erin Andrews Peephole video which seemed to make everyone a little more Randy.





Today, the search seems focused on Kimberly Conrad Hefner (That is an easy one, check out Kimberly Conrad Hefners naked Pictures at Planet Breast)

Not so easy is Caroline Wozniacki Breasts. I guess a few people had it in their minds they wanted to see Pictures of Caroline Wozniacki's Breasts, for which a number of bloggers have pulled a fast one and posted pictures of Tennis star SIMONA HALEP's Giant boomers, a story which hit awhile back after it became evident the tennis player was overly blessed in that area and was seeking out a breast reduction as it made it difficult for her to play Tennis. Shit, I saw the pictures and am surprised the chick can stand upright without falling on her face all the time.





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Monday, August 31, 2009

TIFFANY SHEPHERD Back as LEAH LUST

It has been awhile since we heard from ex St. Lucie Biology Teacher and Bikini Mate Tiffany Shepherd. Last time TIFFANY SHEPHERD had any sort of media coverage was when she was trying to start up a non-profit support group for single mothers called M-I-L-F. Ya, you read right, TIFFANY SHEPHERD cleverly (or not so cleverly) used it as an acronym for Mothers In Need of Loving Friends. Ya I know, I'm sure the government officials really wanted MILF on their books.... Added to all those senator sex scandals, that one works great around election time.







Anyways, onto the topic at hand, what happened to TIFFANY SHEPHERD? Well, aside from a number of unfortunate personal issued which I will not get into with respect to her privacy, TIFFANY SHEPHERD ran into some financial trouble and needed money to pay for the Lawyer in her messy divorce case. So, what is a hot chick with a rockin' bod to do?

Well, about a year back, TIFFANY SHEPHERD turned down a reported offer from Playboy Magazine to pose nude for them, so that is out of the question. Well, she could always adopt a porn name and star in XXX Adult Porno VIDEO'S... Enter LEAH LUST.

Yes, TIFFANY SHEPHERD is now starring in XXX ADULT PORNO VIDEO's as LEAH LUST. Some roles have included a Teacher (How appropriate) a Horny wife and something to do with a porn horror flick.








I know some of you are probably condemning the now single mom for her actions, the thing is, she did seem to give it a very hard, if not somewhat misguided try. Apparently, prior to signing up for the LEAH LUST gig, TIFFANY SHEPHERD gave it a soldiers try. Sending out well over 2000 resume's to various places, including prisons, TIFFANY SHEPHERD could not seem to get a break in this tough economy.

TIFFANY SHEPHERD even tried her hand at an online business. She started a website called "Smokin hot Tiffany" where she was selling Lingerie for women with big boobs. I don't know, personally, I think she should have done a little research into the market.

Whatever the case, TIFFANY SHEPHERD has given up the Lab coat for LEAH LUST, the Beaker for the Donker. This move has ex students and various internet porn fans searching for XXX ADULT PORN VIDEO's OF TIFFANY SHEPHERD AS LEAH LUST. Shit, with this kind of attention, and the right management, TIFFANY could have gone far. Unfortunately it never happened and now she is honking on Bobo for bucks.









For more pictures and information PICTURES and VIDEO CLIPS of TIFFANY SHEPHERD AKA LEAH LUST check out "her" blog at http://tiffanyshepherd.blogspot.com


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