Tuesday, September 29, 2009

PHOTO's of ZAPATERO's DAUGHTERS' - Banned in Spain

Awhile back, the Spanish Prime Minister, José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero and his family visited the United States. Of course, Obama being the Camera whore that he is made every effort to be in as many pictures with the visiting family as possible. I guess it makes you a better president if you appear to be friend with leaders of other countries.

Picture of French PM's Daughters LAURA & ALBA ZAPATERO

Fotos de Laura y Alba Zapatero








Banned in Spain- Pictures of José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero's Daughters Laura and Alba Zapatero


This newly found friendship, however, may be cut short as the photo shoots resulted in the unwanted publiching of pictures of the Spanish Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero's Daughters Laura and Alba Zapatero. The Spanish Media, banned by law from publishing pictures of Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero's Daughters Laura and Alba Zapatero, are in a frenzy as two right wing papers ran with the Whitehouse published photo's of Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero's Daughters Laura and Alba Zapatero. I can see the headlines now "Fotos de Laura y Alba Zapatero" "Luis Rodríguez Zapatero hijas fotos" "fotos prohibidas de Laura y Alba Zapatero."






At the end of the day, in an attempt to keep from eating a handful of sand, the US State Department agreed to remove the Banned pictures of Spanish Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero's Daughters Laura and Alba Zapatero from the US state department's Flickr page. This, of course, was after Spanish Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero contacted Obama to explain the Spanish law banning the publication of pictures of Zapatero's daughters.

According to Spanish Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero, this law is in place to protect the privacy of his under age daughters, Alba and Laura Zapatero, who are currently 13 and 16 years old. There are various sceptics online who feel this freedom bashing move of Zapatero's was nothing more than an attempt to hide pictures he feels are embarrassing to his office. I guess Goth is not considered very stately.






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zapatero daughters, zapatero photo, zapatero children, jose luis rodriguez zapatero daughters, zapatero daughter zapatero daughters photo Spanish Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero and his family 16 and 13-year-old daughters Laura and Alba. taken at the Museum of Modern Art in New York US state department's Flickr page Zapatero's office "called the White House to explain to them that the prime minister and his wife never like photographs of their daughters to be released to the media, and (the White House) understood completely and withdrew it,"

Thursday, September 24, 2009

NAMRATA SHRESTHA SEX TAPE नम्रता श्रेष्ठ - The Changing Scene in Nepal

There seems to be a sudden surge in interest for a Namrata Shrestha sex tape. For those who don't know, like me, Namrata Shrestha is a 23 year old Nepali model and Actress. In addition to being in several romantic films, Namrata Shrestha has also appeared on the cover of several magazines including Wave and VOW.









According to some reports, there seems to be a trend in the Nepali film industry which requires potential actresses to go through a sort of screening process which involves getting naked on the casting couch. This appears to be the sex tape of Namrata Shreshta everyone is looking for.

This Namrata Shrestha sex tape scandal seems to be quite similar to the Shrisha Karki sex tape scandal of 2002. According to an online source, nude pictures of Shrisha Karki were published which then resulted in a disgraced Shrisha Karki committing suicide.







Namrata Shrestha, on the other hand, seems to be taking the Namrata Shrestha sex tape scandel in stride. Perhaps the recent rash of western world sex tapes and the subsequent rise in popularity of the subjects has given Namratha Shrestha some perspective on the topic of sex tapes. After all, isn't exposure what the film industry is all about?


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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Amanda Beard Is now a MILF

Obviously I'm talking about Amanda Beard... So why the Borat reference? Well, you see, Amanda Beard Playboy Model and Olympic swimmer is married to Sacha Brown. So you still don't see the connection? Well there isn't one. The thing is, some people seem to thing there is. Maybe it is the initials. The creator of Borat is Sacha Baron Cohen. OK, easy thing to confuse.






Now onto important things.... Amanda Beard... Yes, definitely Sexy Time High Five material for her husband Sacha Brown who will probably be seeing less sleep and less sexy time with the beautiful Playboy Model wife Amanda Beard. You see, Amanda Beard has just added MILF to her list of accomplishments. As if Playboy Model wasn't enough to make every straight male drool. Oh ya, I hear Amanda Beard is also an Olympic Swimmer.






So anyways, in true ADD style, I am finally getting to my point here. Amanda Beard just gave brith to a baby boy. yahoo woopie now lets look at NAKED PLAYBOY PICTURES OF AMANDA BEARD... Kleenex time










Tuesday, September 15, 2009

KANYE WEST IS A JACKASS - OBAMA


"KANYE WEST IS A JACKASS" - Barack Obama


I had a good chuckle over this one. I know everyone is calling Obama "Obummer" lately. Of course, I'm not one to be on the Democrat side, although the Republicans really fit the Jackass category lately. So what the hell am I talking about anyways?






Well, most of you have heard about the whole Kanye West outburst with regard to Taylor Swift. In some sort of attempt at getting layed kiss ass move, Kayne grabbed the mic from Taylor Swift and blurted out "Beyonce had the best video of all time" Normally, this would not be considered too bad except Taylor Swift was in the middle of a heartfelt acceptance speech after winning the VMA for one of her Video's... For that, Obama referred to Kanye West as a Jackass. Of course, this comment was an unofficial one made to CNBC reporters. The thing is, an ABC reporter overheard the comment and immediately posted it on Twitter. Man, I love technology.






Since that time, the Twitter post has been removed and ABC appologised to CNBC. WHY???? So Obama called a spade a spade.. morelike a Kanye a Jackass.... All the same thing right.

Here ya go, the Youtube video of Kanye West... being a Jackass. Bravo Obama for speaking your mind and saying what was on our mind. Now there is a quote which belongs in Oxford's Book of Quotes.... Not the mindless ramblings of Paris Hilton.








JIMMY CARTER DEAD - No it is his assistant

For fuck sakes, you would think those reading articles on the Internet had a problem with reading and were perhaps schooled by a rabid red assed Monkey with a bad case of diarrhea.

Normally I would just put this off as someone trying to start a stupid rumour. I guess there could be a little clever playing around with Google's Search trends as there was a death in the Jimmy Carter

JIMMY CARTER - Not Dead


camp, however, it was not Jimmy Carter who died. The death was of long time Aide to Jimmy Carter, Jody Powell who died at the age of 65.







To dispel any rumours of the death of Jimmy Carter as well as answer the "DID JIMMY CARTER REALLY DIE" questions, here you go. Jimmy Carter is very much alive and grieving the loss of his long trusted Aide.

Jody Powell - Assistant to JIMMY CARTER DEAD


WASHINGTON — Jody Powell, the longest-serving and probably closest aide to former President Jimmy Carter, died on Monday at his home near Cambridge on Maryland’s Eastern Shore, said Jack Nelson, the journalist and his friend. He was 65.

Mr. Powell collapsed outside his home, and efforts to revive him at a hospital were unsuccessful, Mr. Nelson said. He added that Mr. Powell’s wife, Nan, said that her husband had suffered a heart attack.







Mr. Powell acquired the nickname Jody after the young hero in Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings’s classic “The Yearling,” writes David Stout the obituary. Joseph Lester Powell Jr. was born on Sept. 30, 1943, in Vienna, Ga. Like Mr. Carter, he had a farm background — in Mr. Powell’s case a 500-acre spread where his father raised cotton and peanuts.

In recent years, he had been chairman of Powell Tate, a Washington-based public relations firm.









Saturday, September 12, 2009

VAMPIRE DIARIES FLASHERS GET NAKED

VAMPIRE DIARIES FLASHER KAYLA EWELL



In a bizarre but sexy promotional stunt, 4 sexy female stars of the new TV series Vampire Diaries were arrested for Flashing while hanging Naked from a Georgia Bridge.
Nina Dobrev, 20, Candice Accola, 22, Kayla Ewell, 24, and Sara Canning, 22, were charged with disorderly conduct for the nude acts, while a photographer and another actress, Krystal Vayda was also charged as a result of the Vampire Diaries Flashing incident in Georgia.





Nude photographs of the 4 Vampire Diaries Flashers Nina Dobrev, Candice Accola, Kayla Ewell and Sara Canning will surely surface on the internet shortly. When they do, keep an eye on PlanetBreast for the NUDE PICTURES OF THE VAMPIRE DIARIES FLASHERS Nina Dobrev, Candice Accola, Kayla Ewell and Sara Canning.

That was one hell of a publicity stunt and I look forward to seeing Nina Dobrev, Candice Accola, Kayla Ewell and Sara Canning naked. Here are some pictures of the now famous Vampire Diaries Flashers Nina Dobrev, Candice Accola, Kayla Ewell and Sara Canning

VAMPIRE DIARIES FLASHER CANDICE ACCOLA

- Got Naked







VAMPIRE DIARIES FLASHER SARA CANNING

- Got Naked











VAMPIRE DIARIES FLASHER NINA DOBREV

- Got Naked









VAMPIRE DIARIES FLASHER KRYSTAL VAYDA

- The Photographer









Thursday, September 10, 2009

The Search for Caroline Wozniacki Breasts

It cannot be blamed on spring or the position of the moon relative to Earths access with the sun but the search for sexy women and their body parts seems to have gotten a little spark again. Last week it was Ex Florida Teacher Tiffany Shepherd and the whole Leah Lust porno thing. Before that, we had several sex tape and leaked naked picture scandals, including Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Greene and of course the Erin Andrews Peephole video which seemed to make everyone a little more Randy.





Today, the search seems focused on Kimberly Conrad Hefner (That is an easy one, check out Kimberly Conrad Hefners naked Pictures at Planet Breast)

Not so easy is Caroline Wozniacki Breasts. I guess a few people had it in their minds they wanted to see Pictures of Caroline Wozniacki's Breasts, for which a number of bloggers have pulled a fast one and posted pictures of Tennis star SIMONA HALEP's Giant boomers, a story which hit awhile back after it became evident the tennis player was overly blessed in that area and was seeking out a breast reduction as it made it difficult for her to play Tennis. Shit, I saw the pictures and am surprised the chick can stand upright without falling on her face all the time.





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MONICA HANSEN's BREASTS - How much would you pay?

Although I have been having problems uploading pictures to Blogger today, I figured it was fairly important to get this groundbreaking newso...