Jumping on Ze Bandvagon

Ve Give Za Beating
Yes, I'll admit it, I have been struck with a mild bit of Fifa fever. Being of German decent, it is fairly obvious where my loyalties lie. Yes, as the old German saying goes "Zere ist Kraut und zen zere ist Unkraut." Ok, probably not really that old but it does have a certain ring to it.

So, the German's are getting ready to take on the Spanish in this last game of the semi finals to decide who will have the dubious pleasure of thumping the sub-terainian tulip smelling dwelling Dutch. I do not profess to be an expert on the issue, however, it seems the Germans have had more points per game in their recent thumpings of other teams so one would guess either the Germans are better at scoring or the teams they were playing had a suck ass defence.

So as I sit hear digging through the house for some red vinyl to stick on my truck window (I don't use yellow in my logo, so why have it) I wonder if gold will work or if that will just blind the people behind me.

It just struck me, to show my support for my fellow Krauts in true bandwagon jumping style I have created ze masterpiece animated gif demonstrating how ve vill thump the Schpiks.


A little post game addition or bandwagon abandonment if you will.
Who the hell was that idiot who seemed to think the goal post needed support in standing up? Not to take away from the Schpik goal, it was pretty nice, but had that dolt being a little further into the goal, maybe... just maybe... ah fvck it, they were a bunch of slackers and would have lost anyways. I spent more time on that stupid animated Gif than the German team did planning their strategy of... oh lets let the Spanish keep control of the ball and not even try to score for most of the game... yes zat vill fool zem. IDIOTS!!!

Good Game Spain.

So this is Canada Eh!

Gone are the days of the Canadian Icon, dressed in red serge with a dead beaver hung over his back. Although when one thinks about it, North America was discovered by a directionally challenged Christopher Columbus on his search for another route to South East Asia... hense the misnaming of the Natives as "Indians". Perhaps the lack of Sari's, Curry and veiled references to Gonesh the Elephant headed god of almost everything would have been a good clue.

The thing is, this blog is nothing about Christopher Columbus or the discovering of North America, so I should really get on topic.

This morning I noticed the cover of the Surrey Now (A local newspaper in the Vancouver area of Canada) contained a picture of a hot Indian Chick (South Asian variety) blowing a kiss and wearing a Sari. The title read "She's Game for Adventure." The chicks' name is Poontang.... oops Poonan and, no, she is not competing in fear factor, she is hoping to head to the Miss World competition as a representative of Canada.

So this brings me to the question... what is Canada? Did I fall asleep and miss something? Where are the Beaver pelts... where is the back bacon... how about the all important "Two Four"... Have we lost our identity?

I guess Christopher Columbus was not all that far off, just a few hundred years and the representantive for Canada in the Miss Universe competition is wearing a Sari. So here is the question of the day. In order to properly represent Canada (Eh) should Poonan Punni be required to show her Beaver? After all, it is the national animal for Canada.