Ve Give Za Beating
Yes, I'll admit it, I have been struck with a mild bit of Fifa fever. Being of German decent, it is fairly obvious where my loyalties lie. Yes, as the old German saying goes "Zere ist Kraut und zen zere ist Unkraut." Ok, probably not really that old but it does have a certain ring to it.
So, the German's are getting ready to take on the Spanish in this last game of the semi finals to decide who will have the dubious pleasure of thumping the sub-terainian tulip smelling dwelling Dutch. I do not profess to be an expert on the issue, however, it seems the Germans have had more points per game in their recent thumpings of other teams so one would guess either the Germans are better at scoring or the teams they were playing had a suck ass defence.
So as I sit hear digging through the house for some red vinyl to stick on my truck window (I don't use yellow in my logo, so why have it) I wonder if gold will work or if that will just blind the people behind me.
It just struck me, to show my support for my fellow Krauts in true bandwagon jumping style I have created ze masterpiece animated gif demonstrating how ve vill thump the Schpiks.
A little post game addition or bandwagon abandonment if you will.
Who the hell was that idiot who seemed to think the goal post needed support in standing up? Not to take away from the Schpik goal, it was pretty nice, but had that dolt being a little further into the goal, maybe... just maybe... ah fvck it, they were a bunch of slackers and would have lost anyways. I spent more time on that stupid animated Gif than the German team did planning their strategy of... oh lets let the Spanish keep control of the ball and not even try to score for most of the game... yes zat vill fool zem. IDIOTS!!!
Good Game Spain.
