Spankin' to MARY LOUISE PARKERS BIG NIPPLES

AH, just the thing I love to wake up to, PICTURES OF MARY LOUISE PARKER SHOWING OFF HER BIG NIPPLES. At least that is how everyone in search world is putting it. However it is said, MARY LOUISE PARKER did show off her NAKED NIPPLES on last nights episode of WEEDS. Apparently MARY LOUISE is not all that pleased about having PICTURES OF HER NAKED NIPPLES all over cyber space.

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Of course, MARY LOUISE PARKER knew this would happen when she was "goaded" into doing a nude scene on Weeds. ‘ I wish I hadn’t done that. I was goaded into it”, says MARY LOUISE PARKER on the whole MARY LOUISE PARKER NIPPLE PICTURE thing.

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MARY LOUISE PARKER SHOWS OFF HER BIG NAKED NIPPLES

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DEBORAH GIBSON - More Adult just as Sexy

A few months back, you may remember me doing a post about some NAKED PICTURES OF DEBBIE GIBSON I found, well today is not all that much different with the impending release of DEBORAH GIBSON IN MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS. So what does this have to do with Naked pictures or even monkey's, for that matter. Well, although 80's Pop starlett and playboy model DEBBIE GIBSON is now going by DEBORAH GIBSON, we still have the mamories (intentianal) and we thank both DEBORAH GIBSON and DEBBIE GIBSON for those.

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In addition to the hype around the DEBORAH GIBSON MOVIE MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS, DEBORAH GIBSON is also going to be starring in DANCING WITH THE STARS comding to a TV set near you. Check out the movie here MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS
To see the full set of naked Debbie Gibson Playboy pictures

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Kleenex Time OLIVIA WILDE is on the stage

I noticed quite abit of popularity around MEGAN FOX today, even though some of those mooks looking for pictures of MEGAN FOX TOPLESS could not seem to spell enough to know where to find the KY Gel. So what did my watering eyes see Two little boobies and a beautiful 13. Now isn't that fvcking poetic.

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It seems MEGAN FOX has been de-throned (Not deep Throat) from her spot as Hottest babe according to Maxim. Now don't be sad, in her place we find OLIVIA WILDE, better known as 13 from house. You know, the sexy bisexual brunette.

In addition to her role in 24, OLIVIA WILDE also appeared in a short run TV mini series called "The Black Donnelies. (Speaking of bad ass spelling) There she played the love interest of at least a few characters growing up in the Irish Ghetto.

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Ya, ok no Jennifer's Body, but wait, OLIVIA WILDE also had a nude scene or 5 in a movie called... ah I can't remember, if you want to see NUDE PICTURES OF OLIVIA WILDE check out Planet Breast

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OLIVIA WILDE at FAMOUS NAKED WOMEN


More NAKED PICTURES OF OLIVIA WILDE

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Stuffin' Martha's Muffin - A tribute to MARTHA QUINN

Ah, remember MARTHA QUINN, that pixiesque MTV VJ fromt he 80's, well if you really want to feel old, realise she is 50 today. I know, the thought of wanking to a picture of a 50 year old isn't all that appealing...

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Here are some MARTHA QUINN facts

MARTHA QUINN was born on 11 May 1959
When MTV debuted in 1981, MARTHA QUINN was one of the five original veejays.
The other four were:
Nina Blackwood,
Mark Goodman,
J.J. Jackson, and
Alan Hunter.

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MARTHA QUINN hosted MTV's "Rockline", which premiered on 26 May 1991.
MARTHA QUINN is a vegetarian, and had serious thought about giving up her leather jacket.
MARTHA QUINN is the "Martha" in Mojo Nixon's song, "Stuffin' Martha's Muffin".
Filmography: Dangerous Curves (1988)
Brady Bunch sequel (1989)
Tapeheads (1989)
Chopper Chicks in Zombietown (1990)
Motorama (1991)
Bad Channels (1992)
And of course, those MARTHA QUINN Neutrogena commercials





Stuffin' Martha's Muffin - Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper

Yeah man I know y'all be checking out on MTV there, and you see Mojo Nixon and
Skid Roper on MTV? Noooooo! So I said "Man I gotta do something about this." So
I called 'em up man I called up MTV in New York and I said, "Uh, yo, this is Mojo Nixon,
can I speak to MARTHA QUINN?" They said "MARTHA QUINN? Yeah, here she is!"
"H-h-hell-hello Mojo, th-th-this is Martha Quinn, what can I do for you?" I said
"Martha, Martha baby, how'm I gonna get on MTV?" She said "Mojo, you're too nasty,
you're too, you're always talking about masturbation, and fornication, you're never gonna
get on MTV that way, Mojo." I said "oh Martha," I said "MARTHA QUINN, mmm I wanna be
doing some sin with ya MARTHA QUINN. I wanna be gettin' in MARTHA QUINN!" I said
"I wanna be stuffin' Martha's muffin!"

(Gibberish)

In 1986 okay, all across the USA
In 1986 oh no, I got to rock I got to roll, hit me


Alright brothers and sisters, friends of the revolution, what we're gonna do right here is a little singing, a little call and response, a little sing along, a little I say it then you say it, a little repeat after me, here we go:


MTV (MTV)
Get away from me (get away from me)
I don't want to see (I don't want to see)
No MTV (no MTV)
I said Music Television (Music Television)
Should be covered in jism (should be covered in jism)
I said Music Television (Music Television)
Should be covered in jism (should be covered in jism)

Oh Martha baby, I wanna be stuffin' Martha's muffin, how how, alright Skid

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Mothers Day Searches - Useless Children

It seems technology has taken over for pure common sense and grey matter in today's children. There seems to be no problem or inability for most to go to Google and type in what they are looking for but simple things like HOW TO MAKE A CUP OF COFFEE seem to have gone by the wayside.

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With today being Mothers day, many useless twat's and basement dwellers are searching for ways to thank their mothers for the years of free rent and of course pushing them out of her hoo hoo dilly in the first place. Ergo the hot search topics of the day. Check these out, they are great for a good laugh

free printable mothers day cards

Come on people, she gave birth to you, spend "a buck fiddy" and get her a real card you stingy shit. Or at least grab a pack of crayons and make your own.

how to make french toast

Really quite simple. Scramble up some eggs, pour in a little milk. dip bread in milk fry bread. You could also add sugar to the mix and sprinkle the egg soaked bread with cinnamon

how to make scrambled eggs

You can't be fvcking serious!!! This was number 4. Look up the word scramble, that should give you a hint... Honestly, can you walk and chew gum at the same time?

how to make an omelette

Pretty much the same as scrambled egs, kinda like a scrambled agg pancake with cheese on it.


cooking bacon in the oven

Ya ok

Fathers day

Wrong month people, learn how to use the schedule on your PDA

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CARRIE PREJEAN Pictures stir up the pot

It seems celebrity douche and apparent knob gobbler Perez Hilton cannot seem to get enough of slamming Miss California 2009 CARRIE PREJEAN. If you remember, the "reporter" with an apparent flare for androgyny asked CARRIE PREJEAN what she thought about gay marriage. CARRIE PREJEAN responded stating she was happy she lived in a country where people were free to make choices, however, she personally believed that marriage should be between a man and a woman.

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Come on people, she said this was a personal opinion. CARRIE PREJEAN was only being honest about how she felt about marriage. Had Perez asked her if she thought Gay marriage should be illegal her answer may have been entirely different.

Regardless, Perez's most recent attack relates to the release of semi NUDE PICTURES OF CARRIE PREJEAN from a LINGERIE SHOOT when she was 17. Speaking on the topic of the TOPLESS PICTURES, CARRIE PREJEAN said in an email "This was when I was 17 years old. I was a minor. It was when I was first getting into the modeling world, being naive, and young. I shouldnt (sic) have taken the photo of me in my underwear. There are no other photos of me. This was the only one I took."

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Perez was quick to respond that he had more RISQUE PICTURES OF CARRIE PREJEAN but would not publish them because she was 17 at the time. All that aside, what is the big deal? So CARRIE PREJEAN was raised with traditional Jesus freek values and she showed the world what "Jesus gave her". OK, so some feel she is slightly hypocritical. The thing is, CARRIE PREJEAN wasn't photographed with her toungue down Britney Spears' throat in some sort of Lesbian embrace, she was simply posing for a lingerie ad.... get a grip people.

on a lighter note, lingerie is worn under your jeans sort of Pre-jean

Related Links:

CARRIE PREJEAN Shows us what "JESUS GAVE HER"
MISS CALIFORNIA 2009 CARRIE PREJEAN CONTROVERSIAL RACY Photo's

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Of all the things to blog about I chose this. Why you may ask. Well, to be honest I really don't know. You see, Google Hot trends is a handy little tool a blogwhore can use to see what is going on in the world and what people are searching for. Well today a bunch of geeks decided to play around with the search trends, which is really an easy thing to do.

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