Monday, July 20, 2009

JENNA BUSH Back in the news

So Jenna Bush is back in the news again... My question is "Why?" We all knew the Bush Twins were a handful for the secret service, of course nobody in the secret service would dare breath a word of it to the general public. Although, there was quite abit of media speculation and rumours as to the partying days of the Bush Sisters.

Then, of course, there is the infamous naked pictures of Jenna Bush where she took a little visit to the local beach and flashed the family Bush. A full set of the Jenna Bush pictures which show Jenna Bush showing off her pussy while taking off her panties can be found on wardrobe malfunction junction. These pictures are, of course, uncensored. I would post them here, but the advertizers on this blog do not permit naked pictures, particularly naked pictures of Jenna Bush.






To add to the rumours, Author Ronald Kessler claims Barbara and Jenna Bush put the presidential Secret Service through hell and back "Jenna would purposely try to lose her protection by going through red lights or by jumping in her car without telling agents where she was going. As a result, in a total waste of manpower, the Secret Service kept her car under surveillance so agents could follow her."

In a further comment, Ronald Kessler claimed Henry Hager, Jenna's boyfriend and soon-to-be-hubby, was so intoxicated on night, the Secret Service took him to Georgetown University Hospital to detox. Apparently, Henry also got so tanked while out with Jenna Bush in a Georgetown bar that he picked a fight with several patrons, with secret service agents having to intervene."


If you are interested in hearing more about the Bush twins, check out the Ronald Kessler tell all book of the Bush sisters and the secret service, entitled In the President's Secret Service









CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE NAKED PICTURES

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ERIN ANDREWS HOTEL VIDEO Day 2

... and the search for the ERIN ANDREWS PEEPHOLE VIDEO continues its' domination of internet search trends. I can't say I blame everyone, I've seen many PICTURES OF ERIN ANDREWS and she is definitely one sexy sports chick. I guess that is why Playboy Magazine saw fit as to label Erin Andrews as such.








LAST MINUTE ADDITION. I have managed to obtain the COMPLETE ERIN ANDREWS PEEPHOLE VIDEO and have posted screenshots of the ERIN ANDREWS PEEPHOLE VIDEO here No downloads required, no viruses and no censoring


Of course, as with any hot search trend involving the download of a sex tape, the search for an ERIN ANDREWS PEEPHOLE VIDEO has attracted the attention of the usual douche bags looking to spread viruses and various other forms of malware. Come on people, we are all monkey's here, looking to smack our rods around a little. Taking advantage of this fact for the simple spread of some dumb-a$$ed virus is just nuts.
Just so you know, if a website tells you that you must download some sort of executable file or plug-in to view the Erin Andrews sex tape, you are going to get a virus. Just think logically and this will all pass in time. Also, do not give your credit card number to anyone offering to sell you this download of the Erin Andrews sex tape. Anyone attempting to advertise ERIN ANDREWS PEEP HOLE VIDEO SEXTAPE DOWNLOAD HERE LINKS on my blog will be filtered out.


Regardless, the search for NAKED PICTURES OF ERIN ANDREWS continues. Along with this search, I have managed to stumble across another very sexy sports babe by the name of Charlotte Jackson. Although very beautiful, Charlotte Jackson would not qualify for the sexiest sports babe in America as she is a brit. This, however, has not stopped many fans of Charlotte Jackson from comparing her beauty to that of the star of the ERIN ANDREWS SEX TAPE. Unfortunately, I have not found any NAKED PICTURES OF CHARLOTTE JACKSON, but she does seem a little less shy when it comes to magazine pictures of herself, as this picture would indicate. In fact, it would seem many internet searchers and bloggers are confusing Charlotte Jackson for Erin Andrews as many of Charlotte's pictures are popping up in places labeled as those of sex tape star Erin Andrews.







Back to the topic of the Erin Andrews PeepHole Video Download here. Apparently this Erin Andrews sex tape is real. A representative of the sexy Erin Andrews has indicated Erin Andrews will be taking legal action against those responsible for invading her privacy by recording a video of her sexual exploits in a hotel room.

"While alone in the privacy of her hotel room, Erin Andrews was surreptitiously videotaped without her knowledge or consent," the statement from Andrews' lawyers said. "She was the victim of a crime and is taking action to protect herself and help ensure that others are not similarly violated in the future. Although the perpetrator or perpetrators of this criminal act have not yet been identified, when they are identified she intends to bring both civil and criminal charges against them and against anyone who has published the material. We request respect of Erin's privacy at this time, while she and her representatives are working with the authorities."



If you are interested in seeing some certified Virus free pictures of the sexy Erin Andrews, check out the Erin Andrews Gallery on Planet Breast
You can also see more PICTURES OF CHARLOTTE JACKSON here








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Friday, July 17, 2009

MISCHA BARTON THE SEXY NUTBAG

Following in the trail of fellow crazed sex kitten Britney Spears, MISCHA BARTON was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where she was hospitalized under Section 5150 of the California Welfare & Institutions Code, which allows authorities to hold a person for up to 72 hours if they present a danger to themselves or to others.






Police were called to Mischa Barton's Los Angeles home at 3 p.m. Wednesday to assist her with a "medical issue." While details of the reason why Mischa Barton was hospitalized under California's involuntary psychiatric-hold law is unknown, at this time. However, this move to the psychiatric ward came just hours before Mischa Barton was scheduled to fly to New York for the premiere of her new movie, "Homecoming"







Mischa Barton's publicist was reported as saying, "Police were involved due to Ms. Barton's celebrity status to safely transfer her to medical treatment as per doctor's orders." Apparently, Mischa Barton is now "OK and resting."

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MISCHA BARTON BLOG - Naked pictures and more
MISCHA BARTON WARDROBE MALFUNCTION
MISCHA BARTON - NAKED FAMOUS WOMEN










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Friday, July 10, 2009

EMMA WATSON on her Wardrobe Malfunction

in an interview with David Letterman, an embarrassed Emma Watson admitted to being new at the whole paparazzi game and was "Learning". in the David Letterman interview, a blushing Emma Watson said "at least I was wearing underwear." To that we say, too bad Emma, keep on studying, maybe next time your panties will be a little more transparent.

For UNCENSORED PICTURES OF THE EMMA WATSON CROTCH SHOT PANTY WARDROBE MALFUNCTION check out Wardrobe Malfunction Junction





Meestor President.. You got some 'splaining to do - Mayara Tavares' Ass

Oh Obama, I feel for you dude, I'm sure Michelle is making you sleep with the waterdog tonight. It appears,while visiting with French President Nicolas Sarkozy, Barack Obama was checking out the ass of Mayara Tavares (Majora Taverez,) a 16 year old Brazilian teenager. Of course Sarkozy seems quite smitten with Mayara Tavares (Majora Tavares)) as well, but that is to be expected from the french... Maybe he's looking for a new wife as his is getting on in years.






The Internet is buzzing since the discovery of this of side glance from Barack Obama, I'm sure Mayara Tavares (Majora Taverez) is feeling a little of the attention as perverts and pedofiles search for naked pictures of Mayara Tavares (Majora Taverez)





If course the picture of Obama's glance, may well have been an unfortunate pre-mature shot of him looking up at his wife, Michelle, who was just above him on the stairs. Whatever the case, I'm sure Mayara Tavares (Majora Taverez) is enjoying the added attention, and possible money this will be getting her.







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Monday, July 6, 2009

Why is my baby's poo yellow

OK, so this is really not the normal area of conversation in this blog... well any of my blogs, to be quite honest. The thing is, this question, well more of a commentary came to me by the way of a friend who just squirted out a third child. Of course the parents are used to the various colours of Child Guano, however, units 1 and 2 were less versed in the ways of the bum hole





Of course my first response was "Because he is an Alien." "From the planet mamakootchie" I went on in a further email. The thing is, I'm sure many first time parents are asking the very same question "WHY IS MY BABY'S POO YELLOW" Some may say "WHY IS MY BABY'S POOP YELLOW" while others may even refer to poop by its' proper Anglo-Saxxon name "Shit".

So being the socially conscious blogger on a quest for the meaning of life the universe and everything beyond 42, I decided to do a little searching on the healthy colours of Alien Crap. As it turns out, Yellow baby Poo is completely normal. Apparently it is quite natural for infants to have yellow poo, particularly when they are on a purely milk based diet. So the quick answer Yes it is perfectly healthy if your baby's poo is yellow. On the other hand, it is not healthy, nor normal to have Yellow poo, either cooked or raw.

Now Greed poo, that is a completely different story. (continued. Below)







If your child is shitting green, you better start searching your significant other for the marks of an Alien. Perhaps he or she greets friends with a friendly "NaNoo NaNoo" and drink milk through their finger.


Maybe they have a long nose and are covered in hair and have an obsession for eating cats (Not to be confused with a hairy chinese person). Perhaps he/she has multiple heads (Although I don't know how you could have missed that prior to fvcking them.. or maybe you just like that kind of thing - I'm not judging - Freak!!! :P)

Truth be know, if your baby does have green poo, some chick on the internet says:

"If your baby's stools are green and frothy she may be taking in too much lactose (the natural sugar found in milk), which happens if she feeds often, but doesn't get the rich milk at the end of the feed to fill her up. It may also be caused by overfeeding or underfeeding, or is a sign that your baby has a stomach bug."


So now you know. Now won't you be able to sleep better at night. Remember what your mama told you "Don't eat Yellow Poo!!!"

Oh ya, one last minute thought. Apparently Freud said it is "Perfectly Normal for Children to be obsessed with poo." Adults... well that is another story. Take your Skat fantasies elsewhere you freaks.





Friday, July 3, 2009

CRYSTAL DEFANTI - Hot For Teacher

All I have to say is "What was wrong with the world when I went to school?" Recently there have been an increasing number of teachers who were canned for either showing pictures of their breast on the internet, doing sexy bikini boat cruises or sending their students home with a sex tape of themselves. None of this ever happened to me as a child and I want my money back. Well, at least I want to see my grade 2 teacher naked. Of course she is probably abit shrivelled up by now as I am 38 and can't be bothered to do the math on how old she is now.







The most recent teacher in trouble is Sacramento Teacher CRYSTAL DEFANTI who is being sent to the principals office because she accidentally included a clip of her very own home made Crystal Defanti sex video in with a class DVD she sent home with her Elementary school students.

Of course, when Crystal Defanti found out about the mistake she instantly tried to contact all the parents to stop them from watching the Crystal Defanti sex DVD. Unfortunately, that will probably not be enough. Many children did, in fact, see the Crystal Defanti sex DVD and if they didn't, I'm sure the parents going to the local media made sure the rest did.





I find it strange how a parent could be claiming to act in the best interest of his children when he exposes this accident to the local Sacramento Media. Not only did he ensure the rest of the world saw the Crystal Defanti sex tape he also put the last nail in Crystal Defanti's coffin. Instead of showing some gratitude for the extra unpaid time his child's teacher, Crystal Defonti put into creating this DVD of his child's year in school and contacting the other parents to ensure this story did not spread, this ungrateful media whore of a parent went to the local news and blurted it all over the world. It is no wonder the Douche didn't show his face.

To Crystal Defonti, yes, this was an unfortunate accident and aside from wanting to be part of your next home video, I think this was an awful thing to have happen to you I hope it works out for ya.








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MONICA HANSEN's BREASTS - How much would you pay?

Although I have been having problems uploading pictures to Blogger today, I figured it was fairly important to get this groundbreaking newso...