Saturday, October 17, 2009

ILLEGAL ALIEN HALLOWEEN COSTUME - Mean spirited?

"He didn't just cross a border, he crossed a galaxy!"
It seems the politically correct police have yet another celebration to attack, this time Halloween is taking a hit. Not from the church, as you would normally expect, today the attack is coming by way of Angelica Salas of the Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights of Los Angeles. Speaking about Target's "ILLEGAL ALIEN HALLOWEEN COSTUME, Angelica Salas said It's
"distasteful, mean-spirited and ignorant of social stigmas and current debate on immigration reform."

Let's have a good ol' fashion Costume Burnin'!!!


Angelica Salas, who quite evidently is not fond of the Green Card carrying Orange Jump suit wearing Illegal Alien as she has asked target to remove the Illegal Alien Halloween costume from their website, one of several retailers carrying the Illegal Alien costume.

Amazon, for example, has the very same Illegal Alien costume for sale which you cn purchase through the link below. If you purchase the Illegal Alien Halloween costume through this link, It will be counted as a vote for freedom. At the end of the season, I will tally up the votes and post them on here.
"He's got his green card, but it's from another planet! Sure to get some laughs, the Illegal Alien Adult Costume includes an orange prison-style jumpsuit with 'Illegal Alien' printed on the front, an alien mask and a 'green card.'"

SOME OTHER ADULT HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEA's


Alternatively, you could go for the more racially evident Illegal Alien Mask with hat Halloween Costume or even the "Hey Amigo" Halloween costume complete with donkey.

If, on the other hand, you prefer to stay on the other side of the law with your Halloween Costume idea's, check out the Sexy Border Guard Halloween Costume, she is sure to bust the Illegal Alien. Hey, this is a perfect combo halloween costume for a couple.


As for the Illegal Alien Halloween costume on Target's website, Angelica Salas seems to have gotten her way with them as Target spokesman Joshua Thomas told The Associated Press the company is removing the Illegal Alien Halloween costume after receiving several complaints.

If you really want to raise a stink this halloween, I know it isn't really a costume, but it could be considered an accessory. Check this shirt out, also available through Amazon. I know, a little tasteless, especially since Ugly Betty and ALF put a face to the plight of Illegal Aliens.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

SHAUNA SAND SEX VIDEO - Just in time for Christmas

A new celebrity sex tape is out, just in time for Christmas. This time Shauna Sand is the subject of the Shauna Sand sex video, which is scheduled for release on October 19. The 38-year-old Shauna Sand shot a number of sex tapes with her boyfriend and apparently sold one of them to a third party who then contacted Vivid.

It seems Shauna Sand does not have a sense of humour, well her and her lawyers. We, once again, had our monkey asses spanked because someone does not want you to see pictures of Shauna Sand Exposed.

Entitled "Shauna Sand Exposed", the Shauna Sand Sex Video features Shauna Sand in a number of sexual positions doing sexy things for her French boyfriend Antoine. The Shauna Sand Sex Video was shot in high-definition and has been called the hottest celebrity sex footage ever seen.

Speaking about the leaked Shauna Sand sex video, Shauna Sand said "Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year. In fact I've made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn't sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now."

The SHAUNA SAND SEX VIDEO is now released. Find screenshots of the SHAUNA SAND HOME SEX VIDEO here


On the topic of the Shauna Sand Sex Video, Vivid, the company releasing the Shauna Sand Sex Tape feels they are within their rights. "We were approached by a third party, who brought us footage of Shauna having sex with her current boyfriend and we were immediately interested in acquiring it." As for the legal position, Vivid says "We're comfortable with our legal position in releasing this movie..."

For more on Shauna Sand including completely uncensored screenshots from the Shauna Sand Sex Video



Shauna Sand was born September 2, 1971 and is an American actress and Playboy model. Starting at age five, Sand studied ballet, jazz and theatre. At 11, she enrolled in The School of Creative and Performing Arts, and by 13 she received a dance scholarship with Ballet West in Salt Lake City, Utah.

SHAUNA SAND began modeling at the age of nine after being approached by a local photographer. She signed with the Elite/Petite agency, in New York, at the age of 15. She took time off from modeling and went to Paris and earned a Bachelor of Arts Degree in International Business Administration from The American University of Paris and became fluent in French.

Sand submitted photos to Playboy's Los Angeles photo editors. She did a test shoot that Hugh Hefner approved and became the Playmate of the Month for May 1996.
Sand began her acting career with a guest appearance alongside future husband Lorenzo Lamas in his TV show Renegade.

After their divorce, she appeared in TV shows such as Charmed, and in movies such as the comedy The Deviants (2004).

Sand was married to actor Lorenzo Lamas from April 27, 1996, until their divorce on October 8, 2002. They have three daughters together: Alexandra (b. November 22, 1997), Victoria (b. April 24, 1999), and Isabella (b. February 2, 2001).

For more on Shauna Sand including completely uncensored screenshots from the Shauna Sand Sex Video

Monday, October 12, 2009

MICHAEL JACKSON - THIS IS IT Lyrics


And to think we thought we heard the last of the freeky one. Ya ok, I know it is bad to speak ill of the dead, the thing is, Michael Jackson was just so strange.
Ragardless, the marketing moguls behind the Movie "This is it" have just released a New Michael Jackson song entitled Michael Jackson "This is It".
Possibly eluding to his death, Michael Jackson's new single "This is it" features vocal backup by Jackson's brothers and the lyrics "This is it, here I stand/I'm the light of the world, I feel grand." The two-disc Michael Jackson album "This Is It" will be available in the U.S. on Oct. 27, the day before the release of the Michael Jackson documentary also entitled "Michael Jackson This Is It" on Oct. 28.



Shortly after the release of the Michael Jackson "This is It" Album, a vinyl version of Michael Jackson's new Single "This is Is" will be available on Vinyl starting on November 10th, 2009.

There is no report as to when Michael Jackson's new song "This is It" will be available for legal download, although I'm sure there are plenty of MICHAEL JACKSON THIS IS IT.Torrent downloads popping up all over the place.

For those who can't wait for the official release of Michael Jackson's new single "This is It" you can listen to it here




PRE ORDER YOUR COPY OF MICHAEL JACKSON's new Album THIS IS IT here



So for now at least, This is Not it for Michael Jackson, as the search for Michael Jackson This Is It Download continues all over the world.


MICHAEL JACKSON THIS IS IT LYRICS

Sunday, October 11, 2009

MARGE SIMPSON PLAYBOY COVER

MARGE SIMPSON IN PLAYBOY

hit the news a couple of days ago, along with searches for naked toon pictures of Family Guy's Lois Griffin. Honestly, with all the female cartoons to choose from, why would Hef go for Marge Simpson in Playboy? Perhaps he feels a closer affiliation to the Blue haired.... sorry, that's all I've got.

MARGE SIMPSON NOVEMEBER 2009 PLAYBOY MAGAZINE COVER


Even the searches for Family Guy's Lois Griffin had me wondering what was wrong with society. Take away the fact these are cartoons and not real chicks, spanking over naked toons is just... um I dunno, kinda fvcked up?

I'm not saying I haven't also contemplated the whole Wilma vs Betty debate, but why choose? This is the modern day of sexual liberation, I say Threesome. Hell, why not add a third toon babe and bring in Jessica Rabbit. It's not as if this is real or anything. Hmmmm how about Jane Jetson, sort of the space slut highbred of Wilma Flintstone and Betty Rubble.


Of course, being the Internet whore that I am, I decided to do a little more research into the topic and pulled a few pictures (pictures people) of some sexy female toons. I believe they call this Hentai. I couldn't believe the interest in the topic. So, in true blog whore style, I set up a blog dedicated to the perversion that is... Toon Spanking. So, for those interested in the whole Marge Simpson Playboy Spread and the Playboy Pictures of Marge Simpson, check out http://drawnnaked.blogspot.com

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Tea Cup Pigs - With a Side of Hashbrowns

There seems to be an increased interest in pigs as pets. A few years back, the big thing was Pot Belly Pigs, this time around a British Breeder, who has appeared on the "Today" show, has reinvented them slightly and is now marketing miniature pigs as "Tea Cup Pigs"

At birth, Tea Cup Pigs weigh about 9 ounces. When fully grown, at age 2, Tea Cup Pigs are about 12 to 16 inches high and weigh approximately 65 pounds. About the size of a spaniel and big enough to crush the Tea Cup.

Some famous celebrities have Tea Cup Pigs as pets, these include George Clooney, whose had a potbellied pig named Max. Max, the Potbellied Pig died peacefully after a long and happy life just a few years ago.

I wonder when Paris Hilton will get herself a Tea Cup Pig... at least she won't have to spray paint it to match her wardrobe.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

DEMI MOORE BUSH PICS Cause another Internet stir

It seems the Tosh .0 NAKED PICTURES OF DEMI MOORES BUSH thing has hit Google's top 40 again. Speaking of Google Top 40, what ever happened to Google doing a top 100 search trends. It seems late last week they decided to go to a Top 40 format. Oh well, that was kind of off topic, but it is late and I have an excuse for stupidity.

DEMI MOORE'S BUSH PICS HITS #1










Anyways, I had to get up to take care of a customer thing and what do I find? DEMI MOORE BUSH PIC in the top 40. Not only was the Search for NAKED DEMI MOORE BUSH PICTURES in the top 40, it was number fucking 1. Yes, everyone wants to see that mountainous mound of hair between Demi Moores legs, Circa some time in the 80's when big hair ruled the world. An innocent time before the Brazilian and the high fashion trend of tearing out pubic hairs by the roots.






I wonder if DEMI MOORE shaves her BUSH for the Kutch. Maybe she would want to look a little younger for her boy toy. I dunno, just a thought. Anyways, for those interested in seeing NAKED PICTURES OF DEMI MOORE's BUSH check out MILF PLANET as well as Planet Breast's Tribute to Demi Moore's Bush








Thursday, October 1, 2009

So You Think You Can Dance Wardrobe Malfunction

It seems either So You Think You Can Dance producers are blind or they simply wanted higher ratings. This weeks' ratings boost comes by the way of

So You Think You Can Dance Contestant 22036 Flashes her Crotch in appreciation towards the judges

So You Think You Can Dance Contestant number 22036 and her lack of panties and subsequent Crotch Flash.







Honestly, I don't know how someone managed to pick up on this one. I guess it is like the whole Mark Ballas Boner situation which happened in Dancing With The Stars. Someone was sitting too close to the TV with the remote control in hand.

Whatever the case, contestant # 22036 on Episode 4 of So You Think You Can Dance was caught with her panties down as she flashed viewers of Episode 4 of So You Think You Can Dance her Vagina or Crotch for those less clinical.







Unfortunately our advertisers will not permit adult content, however, you can see the Uncensored So You Think You Can Dance Contestant 22036 Crotch flash video at Wardrobe Malfuntion Junction










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MONICA HANSEN's BREASTS - How much would you pay?

Although I have been having problems uploading pictures to Blogger today, I figured it was fairly important to get this groundbreaking newso...