Thursday, August 27, 2009

Model Kathleen Neill Arrested for posing nude in Gallery


New York model Kathleen Neill was arrested for indecent exposure in response to her dropping trou in the New York Museum of Modern Art. The stunt was for a photo shoot by photograher Zach Hymen, who is getting alot of attention for his business as well as his showing. On the topic of the Private Parts of People, Zach Hymen was quoted as saying they are the "one of the unifying aspects of being human."





This is not the first time Zach Hymen has been in the news, last month he made headlines as he photographed a naked model in the New York Subway. One would hope the beurocrats in New York will realize this photoshoot is art and as there is nothing more appropriate than Art in a Museum of Art.

Way to go Zach, I checked out your website and your work is quite impressive. I am not just saying that because I like seeing pictures of Naked Chicks. I am looking forward to seeing the Naked Pictures of Kathleen Neill.


Related Links

Naked Pictures of Kathleen Neill
Zach Hymen's website






Monday, August 24, 2009

STEFANIA FERNANDEZ MISS UNIVERSE 2009

STEFANIA FERNANDEZ MISS UNIVERSE 2009


Once again, Miss Venezuela, Stefania Fernandez has been crowned Miss Universe. This was the first time in History there have been back to back wins for Venezuela, and probably any country. I guess Donald Trump likes his South American Women, as clearly demonstrated by his current wife... whats her tits.

The 18 Year old Stefania Fernandez will sped a year living it up in the lap of luxury while travelling the world promoting HIV/AIDS awareness.







There were alot of hot and sexy women in the Miss Universe 2009 pageant and Miss Venezuela, Stefania Fernandez. I wonder how many people are searching for Stephanie Fernandez or even Stefanie Fernandes. Of course there is the accent mark above... ah one of the letters in her name. Who cares, I'm babbling, I guess I am distracted by Miss Universe 2009, Stefania Fernandez's breast. hmmmm yummy. OK, where is muh box of Kleenex, I give Stephania 10 out of 10 Monkey's on the Spankableity scale





Check out Planet Breasts Tribute to Miss Universe 2009 Stefania Fernandez







Sunday, August 23, 2009

Kimberley Conrad Sues Hugh Hefner

Miss January 2008, and Ex Mrs Hefner, KIMBERLY CONRAD is suing her estranged husband, Hugh Hefner for 5 Million Bucks USD. Apparently KIMBLEREY CONRAD is pissed because Hugh Hefner decided to sell the house her and her two sons are living in.






As the story goes, when their marriage broke up nine years ago, Kimberly Conrad and Hugh Hefner decided not to get a divorce, instead, KIMBERLEY CONRAD and her sons moved into a house, owned by Hefner, adjacent to the Playboy Mansion.

Problems arose when Hugh Hefner decided to sell the house 9 months ago and subsequently evict his estranged wife Kimberley Conrad and the two sons they had together. According to Hefner, he feels he is not required to honour the agreement.







Since getting separated from Hugh Hefner, Kimberley Conrad has been seen with Quincy Jones. Of course, Hugh Hefner has been seen with many women and is currently with... three??? I lost count. Lucky bastard. I guess he must own shares in Viagra.

For some completely uncensored pictures of the sexy KIMBERLEY CONRAD Nekid in all her glory, check out Playboy Picture Gallery








Friday, August 21, 2009

JenniCam - The start of an Era

Without even knowing it, or maybe it was in her plans all along, Jennifer Ringley started society down the road of reality TV. From the day of it's start-up, in April 1996, JenniCam was an unscripted look into the life of Jennifer Ringley, a Sexy College student attending Dickinson College.






At first, Jennifer Ringley blocked JenniCam during her intimate moments. After awhile she realized everyone wanted to see her naked so all holds were lifted. Jennifer Ringley was soon seen masturbating and having sex, live on JenniCam. Viewers flocked to JenniCam, hoping to catch a glimpse into the life of this sexy college student.

Soon after, Jennifer Ringley started to charge for access to certain parts of her site. Paid members would get faster refresh rates.






Upon completion of college, Jennifer Ringley continued JenniCam for a number of years until she shut it down in December of 2003.


For a gallery of Uncensored nude pictures of Jennifer Ringley from her JenniCam days, visit Planet Breast







Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Kelly Clarkson Today's Photo Scandal

The photo scandals do not seem to be slowing down as the week progresses. This time, there is an apparent Kelly Clarkson photo scandal. A few weeks ago, there was some issue about Kelly Clarkson being pregnant, not it is some sort of Kelly Clarkson Photo Scandal.






I will be the first to admit, I had a bit of a boner for Kelly Clarkson when she won American Idol, way back when. Then she came out with that stupid movie "From Justin To Kelly". Soon after that fiasco, Kelly Clarkson started trying to sound like Avril Levigne.

Since that time, Kelly Clarkson has continued to plump out and loose her sexy factor. Maybe it was the make-up, maybe Kelly Clarkson is just getting old and road worn but I am really wondering what people are looking for in a Kelly Clarkson Picture Scandal. Perhaps Naked Pictures of Kelly Clarkson?







Related Links

Kelly Clarkson at Planet Breast
Uncensored Leaked Ashley Greene Pictures
Erin Andrews Peephole Video
Vanessa Hudgens Naked again not Vanessa Hutchins as todays searchers seem to think









Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Ashley Greene Picture Scandal joins a growing list of naked celebrities hitting the news

I don't know if there is something in the Hollywood water, but this has few weeks has been on fire for leaked naked pictures and videos of celebrities so much so, I am actually starting to forget the names of those involved.








Of course, how could we forget, the Erin Andrews peeping tom video. Unlike most of the leaked sex tapes and cell phone pictures, I really do feel a little sorry for Erin Andrews in this who Erin Andrews Peephole video fiasco. As Erin Andrews said in a 911 call where she was reporting a barage of Paparazzi outside her window, she really didn't do anything wrong. Unlike most sex tapes and naked pictures where it is the subject of the picture or video who is directly involved or has explicit knowledge of the picture being taken of video being shot, Erin Andrews was completely unaware of the invasion of her privacy.

Prior to this, there was of course the Paris Hilton sex tape, which really started the whole sex tape thang. This was so popular, even my wife got curious enough to enter her credit card number in order to download the video. Apparently, she believed the whole "It is just to verify your age" $10,000 in fraudulent charges later, she learned her lesson.

Back on topic, more recently, Vanessa Hudgens and her leaked naked pictures were also the topic of internet searches. These pictures were once again apparently taken for her boyfriend Zak Efron (or however it is spelled.) One has to wonder if this chick will ever learn, it wasn't even a year ago when another set of naked Vanessa Hudgens pictures hit the internet. Back then, Vanessa Hudgens was about to shoot another Disney High School Musical so she was quick to appologise saying she "learned from her mistake" Apparently not, either that, or the lesson she learned was "Naked Pictures leaked on the internet = mass amounts of media attention. Perhaps this is what the budding wannabe popstar wanted. After all, who wouldn't want young girl wouldn't want to appreciate the levels of success of other pop harlets like Britney Spears.






It has only been a few days since the Vanessa Hudgens leaked naked pictures and we are yet again bombed with searches for leaked naked pictures of Ashley Greene. The leaked naked pictures of Ashley Greene hit the internet last night and have been at the top of Googles internet searches since. In the 10 hours since the leak of the naked Ashley Greene photo's , a blog showing the uncensored naked pictures of Ashley Greene has seen visitors in excess of 3,000.

According to some reports, Lawyers of Ashley Greene are already working hard on trying to get these leaked pictures of Ashley Greene off the internet. Citing these pictures were illegally obtained, Ashley Greene's lawyers are drumming up more attention for the nude pictures of Ashley Greene. One has to wonder if they really think they will be able to get the naked pics of Ashley Greene off the internet, or if this Ashley Greene photo scandal is more of a publicity scandal intended to drum up attention for the starlette.



Related Links

Uncensored Leaked Ashley Greene Pictures
Erin Andrews Peephole Video
Vanessa Hudgens Naked again








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Saturday, August 8, 2009

Chelsea Clinton - 40 goats and 20 cows

So what is the daughter of an Ex-President of the United States worth? Well, according to Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor of Kenya, 40 Goats and 20 Cows is a fair enough offer for the hand of Chelsea Clinton in Marriage.

Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor first made the dowry offer nine years ago, in proper form, to Chelsea Clinton's father Bill Clinton. Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor renewed his request for the hand of Cleasea Clinton in Marriage on Thursday after Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was asked about the proposal at a Nairobi town hall session.





Although the audience laughed, after a few seconds of thought, Hilary Clinton was quick to reply in true diplomatic form "She's very independent," she said. "So I will convey this very kind offer."

In an interview with CNN, Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor spoke highly of Chelsea Clinton saying Chelsea Clinton is a "beautiful, disciplined and well-natured woman. Of course I have never met her, but I like her family and how they stick together, I've waited for a long time. I'm still waiting to meet her and express my love for her." Godwin further went on to say "My wife has no problem with this," he insisted. "She listened to the answers given by Hillary and did not complain."






Here is the Video of Hilary Clinton responding to the Dowry question.



Chelsea Clintons' Kenyan suiter, Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor, operates a small electronics and computer shop in Nakuru, a major city northwest of Nairobi. He may still be waiting for Chelsea Clinton, but he's not exactly single. He married his wife Grace, a college classmate, in 2006.

All that aside, so if Chelsea Clinton were to accept Godwin's proposal, who would cover shipping and handling... of the goats and cows?





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